There was a story going around yesterday that Adele allegedly confronted Chris Brown and “told him off” at the Grammys on Sunday. This picture is the only evidence of the exchange, and nobody seems to have any sort of transcript of what was said. Looking at a picture and wishing it meant something else, is why Ashley Greene and I still aren’t married, so let’s all slow down and admit that this didn’t happen. If I had to guess, Adele was asking him if he had any good fried chicken recipes. Which would make her racist if she didn’t look like she really like fried things.