Jennifer Lawrence Really Loves Weed, Possible Lesbian By todd February 28, 2013



Jennifer Lawrence has been everywhere lately. Winning Oscars, on talk shows, on the big screen, in Hawaii wearing sweatpants and hugging a girl then smoking weed and drinking wine and hugging the same girl again. Daily Mail reports:

Jennifer Lawrence has been seen on holiday in Hawaii enjoying a suspicious rolled up cigarette. In revealing pictures the newly anointed Oscar-winning actress is seen clasping a fat roll up in her fingers and a bottle of wine. And in other pictures that have emerged the 22-year-old can clearly be seen taking a draw on the roll up. It’s not clear if she was indeed smoking marijuana – but the actress is not known to be a smoker – and if the young starlet does have a penchant for the weed, it may explain her propensity for stumbling. Jennifer, 22, is in Hawaii with a female friend who she was seen hugging as they sat on the balcony together. The Hunger Games star wrapped herself up in a grey blanket, over a grey T-shirt and sweat pants.

This, of course, will make women love Jennifer Lawrence more because, she’s “real”. And she doesn’t seem “fake”. And she’s not “super skinny”. And she “looks just as horrific as I do without makeup on” (no, really). And she “likes wine” and “I like wine, too”. And “I hate Anne Hathaway”.

Jennifer Lawrence has been everywhere lately. Winning Oscars, on talk shows, on the big screen, in Hawaii wearing sweatpants and hugging a girl then smoking weed and drinking wine and…

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According To ‘Law & Order: SVU’, Rihanna Will Be Murdered On A Yacht By todd February 28, 2013


Law & Order: SVU did their Chris Brown and Rihanna episode last night, but instead of calling Chris Brown a murderer who kills Rihana, they call Chris Brown “Caleb” then says he will eventually kill Rihanna. Except the call the girl who gets murdered “Mischa”. TMZ reports:
This had to be the easiest script the ‘SVU’ crew ever wrote … as it copied the Rihanna-Chris saga almost exactly — and simply changing the names to Mischa and Caleb. The first brutal domestic violence incident goes down as Mischa (Rihanna) catches Caleb (Chris) hugging another woman, and says … “Caleb, I can’t leave you alone for 5 minutes without you getting trashy.” Caleb (Chris) says “Who you steppin’ to?” — then yells, “Skinny ass ho!” … as he slams her head to the ground and punches her in the face. Just like real life … Mischa (Rihanna) refuses to testify against Caleb (Chris Brown). The ‘SVU’ detectives even say at one point, “These two should go on a double with Chris Brown and Rihanna. But the ending seemed to be ripped from a different scandal. Caleb (Chris) and Mischa (Rihanna) are having a romantic moment on a private yacht when she asks about a text message on his phone. Caleb (Chris) says, “Haven’t you learned to mind your own business?” The next scene is a reporter at a memorial for Mischa (Rihanna) … whose body was found in Bermuda … floating next to the yacht.

The worst thing about this whole thing is that there’s a lot of people out there who would actually like to see Rihanna get killed by Chris Brown than see her get back with him, just so they can say they tried to warn her, and in turn, justify their existence. They probably already have it saved in their Twitter drafts folder and the article submitted to GQ I bet.

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Justin Bieber Wore This Hat By todd February 28, 2013



Look, I’m not gonna sit here and call Justin Bieber gay for wearing this hat, but the progression of these pictures seems about right.

Look, I’m not gonna sit here and call Justin Bieber gay for wearing this hat, but the progression of these pictures seems about right.

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Hey, It’s Kelly Brook And Her Panties By todd February 28, 2013



In these pictures of Kelly Brook in which she shoes her panties, the caption at WENN says, “Celebrities leaving the Riverside Studios after filming for the new series of ‘Celebrity Juice”. I really hope that’s not a coincidence.

In these pictures of Kelly Brook in which she shoes her panties, the caption at WENN says, “Celebrities leaving the Riverside Studios after filming for the new series of ‘Celebrity…

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Miss Delaware Teen USA Got A $250K Porn Offer By todd February 28, 2013



In case you missed it yesterday, Melissa King, Miss Delaware Teen USA, made a porn three months after she turned 18 because she needed money. (you can see the VERY NSFW video HERE). Apparently whoring yourself for money is somehow different from whoring yourself for money and a crown, so she was forced to resign after winning the title in November. She know has an offer to make more money than she would have by pawning the crown. TMZ reports:

She might have lost her crown … but former Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King has just been offered a pretty sweet back-up plan … $250,000 to promote a hardcore porn site….porn giant YouPorn.com wants to compensate her for the unfortunate situation — offering to crown King the first ever “Miss YouPorn” and pay her $250,000 to tour the world promoting the website. Funny enough, YouPorn’s offer — which was submitted to King yesterday — doesn’t mention having sex on camera in exchange for the fee. Not a bad deal.

To research this story, I watched the video three times then I got sleepy before I had a chance to make a sandwich. But it’s pretty clear from the video that this chick was basically waiting for this dude to finish so she could go pay off some bills. I don’t know, but Melissa King seems like the only responsible adult in this story.

In case you missed it yesterday, Melissa King, Miss Delaware Teen USA, made a porn three months after she turned 18 because she needed money. (you can see the VERY…
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Hazel O’Sullivan Is A Model, Links By kathy February 28, 2013



This Is What Happens When Conan O’Brien Reviews The New ‘Tomb Raider’ Game [The Superficial]
Maria Menounos’ Curvy Uber Hotness Annihilates The Walking Dead’s Laurie Holden [Popoholic]
Hazel O’Sullivan Is Becoming A Big Star [Hollywood Tuna]
Hold still, Sophia Bush. Hold perfectly still. [MyEx]
Celebrity Drunk Hall Of Fame: Beyonce [UDrunkBro]
Nicki Minaj Let’s Her Boobs Out in New Music Video (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
The Cast Of The Jungle Book Was Killed To Make Beyonce‘s Sneakers [Dlisted]
Sofia Vergara went roller skating (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
‘American Idol’ Recap: Judges Choose Top 10 Ladies [Celebuzz]
Mila Kunis nearly went blind several years ago [Celebitchy]
Peanuts comics meet hip-hop quotes [COED Magazine]
The 7 Wonders of Your Apartment [College Humor]
Just in case you weren’t already all the way in love with Jennifer Lawrence… [The Chive]
Top 10 Stars Having Sex in a Car (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Irina Shayk Might Be Single; Cristiano Ronaldo Had Valentine’s Day Dinner With Model Nieves Alvarez [Moe Jackson]
Kate Hudson looking surprisingly good in a bikini [Celebslam]
Kenny ‘The Jet’ Smith Still Trash Talking Even in Retirement [The Blemish]
Stone Temple Pilots Fire Scott Weiland [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kim Kardashian Talks Gaining Pregnancy Weight: ‘I’ll Definitely Be Up There’ [Amy Gindhouse]
James Franco: the $7 million third choice [Lainey Gossip]
Ever Get the Feeling You Just Might Be a Fan of Kate Upton’s Boobs? [Egotastic]
Selena Gomez Reveals Details About New Album [Popcrush]
Marky Mark and Puff Daddy are teaming up to launch a “revolutionary” new “performance water” [Film Drunk]
Pauly D. Shares a Photo of His Grandma [TooFab]
Taylor Armstrong Admits Having A Drinking Problem [Allie Is Wired]
American Horror Story Gets Even Classier [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Steven Spielberg to Head Jury of the 66th Cannes Film Festival [ComingSoon]
Noomi Rapace Provides Prometheus 2 Update [Superhero Hype]
50 Most Memorable Moments in Video Game History [Crave Online]
Dog Vs Sneezes! [Viralosity]
How Anne Hathaway Became the Most Hated Person in Hollywood [Hollyscoop]
Rita Ora goes shopping in the Sydney sunshine [Splash News]
Mary-Louise Parker Is Accused of Threatening to Have Someone Whacked [Starcrush]

This Is What Happens When Conan O’Brien Reviews The New ‘Tomb Raider’ Game [The Superficial] Maria Menounos’ Curvy Uber Hotness Annihilates The Walking Dead’s Laurie Holden [Popoholic] Hazel O’Sullivan Is…

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January Jones Banged Liam Hemsworth Last Weekend By todd February 27, 2013



Hey, remember when you couldn’t see a picture of Liam Hemsworth without seeing his arm around Miley Cyrus and then they got engaged and then she cut off all her hair and dyed in blonde then tried to become a lesbian Billy Idol then you really didn’t see those pictures anymore? Ok, good. Radar Online reports:

Looks like there may be trouble in paradise for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth! The Australian actor, who got engaged to the Can’t Be Tamed singer in June 2012, cheated on his famous fiancee by getting hot and heavy with Mad Men star January Jones at a pre-Oscar party over the weekend, the new issue of Star is exclusively reporting. Liam, who showed up at the swanky soiree at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel without his bride-to-be, had guests aghast as he cozied up to the scandalous single mother, according to Star. “It looked like they had some hot chemistry,” an eyewitness at the event tells Star. “They were all over each other – and they even kissed!”

January Jones is an ice queen who doesn’t care about your relationship when she decides to have sex with you, so this really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. We still don’t know who her baby daddy is, but we do know it was probably her married director on X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn. January and Liam probably had sex while watching Hannah Montana on Netflix.

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Somebody Hit Harry Styles In The Dick With A Shoe By todd February 27, 2013


Because teenage girls are stupid everywhere, One Direction performed in Glasglow last night. Taylor Swift apparently was also there with change of shoes.

Because teenage girls are stupid everywhere, One Direction performed in Glasglow last night. Taylor Swift apparently was also there with change of shoes.

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Rachel McAdams Is Single By todd February 27, 2013



I forgot Rachel McAdams was still alive, so I guess this is good news for those of you who forgot that as well. Us Magazine reports:

Rachel McAdams is back on the market. The actress has ended her real-life romance with Midnight in Paris costar Michael Sheen, a source confirms to Us Weekly. McAdams, 34, and Sheen, 44, took their romance public in October 2010 after meeting on the naturally romantic set of Woody Allen’s film.

Today sucks, so I appreciate Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen not being able to work it out. It really means a lot to me to have barely interesting news that I can post for you guys.

I forgot Rachel McAdams was still alive, so I guess this is good news for those of you who forgot that as well. Us Magazine reports: Rachel McAdams is back…

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Katherine Webb Just Brought The Ratings Down By todd February 27, 2013



Despite the first two sets of pics released of Katherine Webb on Splash (here and here), I have no idea what’s going on with this one. Not sure if it’s Katherine Webb or her twin brother, Kevin Webb. She doesn’t have a twin brother, so I guess I’m saying she looks like a dude.

Despite the first two sets of pics released of Katherine Webb on Splash (here and here), I have no idea what’s going on with this one. Not sure if it’s…

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