Despite cheating on her with 19 women then getting his head caved in with his own golf club over Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods has asked Elin Nordegren to marry him again. And she is considering the offer. What? How could she ever take him back after he humiliated her you might ask? Because apparently she’s already counted that $110M he gave her last time but she still has dollar signs for eyes. Fox News reports:
The shamed sportsman, who was exposed for his serial cheating behind Elin’s back in 2009, is desperate to win her back, the magazine claims, offered a $200 million prenup to the stunning Swede. And she is said to be considering the proposal, but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause. Elin, 33, who had children Samantha, five, and three-year-old Charlie with the ace, won a $110 million settlement when she divorced Woods. Now she is said to feel the new deal, worth more than half of Woods’ $600 million, would be enough to keep him from cheating again.
Ah, yes. Nothing says true love like adding language and clauses to prenups to ensure you get more money you didn’t earn. A lot is said about the lack of women equality in America, but last time I checked, I can’t lay on my back an earn $600 million.