Taylor Swift Really Wants Someone To Love Her, Bang Her By todd January 25, 2013



Taylor Swift once again showed up to an event, this time the ’40 Principales Awards’, trying to draw attention away from her neediness and psychosis and to her almost titties. I really hope a song on her new album is called “Ho Stroll”.

Taylor Swift once again showed up to an event, this time the ’40 Principales Awards’, trying to draw attention away from her neediness and psychosis and to her almost titties….

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Jennifer Lopez Is Still Trying This, Links By kathy January 25, 2013



Claudia Romani’s Back In A Bikini [The Superficial]
Irina Shayk In Lingerie [MyEx]
Candice Swanepoel In Lingerie [Popoholic]
Denise Milani Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]
The Catwalk Reveals a Popped Out Boob in Paris (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Megan Will Be Back To Annoy You On The Next Season Of Mad Men [Dlisted]
Miley Cyrus in a changing room (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
American Idol’ Recap: Mariah Carey’s in Tears by End of Baton Rouge Auditions [Celebuzz]
Jeremy Renner ‘doesn’t care’ if people think he’s gay because he’s got a roommate [Celebitchy]
10 Weird Superstitions That People Believe Will Kill You [COED Magazine]
If These Walls Could Talk [College Humor]
Actors that played some unrecognizable roles [The Chive]
Get Two Scoops of Sugar From Gemma Arterton (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Taylor Swift & Alicia Keys: 2013 40 Principales Awards in Madrid [Moe Jackson]
Nicole Richie should always wear makeup [Celebslam]
Lisa D’Amato from America’s Next Top Model Really Messed Up Her Face [Evil Beet Gossip]
Nicole Scherzinger Wardrobe Malfunction Photos [Amy Gindhouse]
Manti Te’o And Family Work Up ‘Crying Game’ Performance for Katie Couric [Egotastic]
Kesha’s Presidency Campaign Goals: Whiskey, Gay + Animal Rights [Popcrush]
The Justice League movie has its lineup [Film Drunk]
Matt Damon Hijacks “Jimmy Kimmel Live” [TooFab]
Joan Rivers to Lady Gaga: Lighten up! [Popbytes]
Lindsay Lohan Hooked Up With DJ Pauly D [Allie Is Wired]
Sandra Bullock Gets Waxed [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Nic Mathieu in Talks for Robotech [ComingSoon]
ILM Reveals How They Created The Hulk for The Avengers [Superhero Hype]
J.J. Abrams Will Direct Star Wars: Episode VII [Crave Online]
Wheelchairs Aren’t Toys [Viralosity]
How Kanye West Is Completely Changing Kim Kardashian’s Life [Hollyscoop]
Is Adele’s Son Called Angelo James? [Splash News]
Shia LaBeouf Only Makes Sex Tapes and Does Drugs For His Art [Starcrush]

Claudia Romani’s Back In A Bikini [The Superficial] Irina Shayk In Lingerie [MyEx] Candice Swanepoel In Lingerie [Popoholic] Denise Milani Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna] The Catwalk Reveals a Popped Out…

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Kim Kardashian Offered Kris Humphries $10M To Go Away By todd January 25, 2013



Kim Kardashian can’t legitimize her whoring on her Kanye baby until she’s divorced from Kris Humphries, so she used the universal Kardashian whore language to get him to finally settle their divorce: money. He said no. Radar Online reports:

After Kim filed for divorce, she offered Kris a $10 million payoff, with the agreement that he would not continue to pursue an annulment to their marriage on the grounds of fraud,” a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively. Unfortunately for Kim though, money didn’t sway the NBA star, and he vowed to stick to his guns and prove in a court of law that their short-lived marriage was a sham. “Kris flatly rejected the offer because it has never been about money for him,” the source says. “He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience, when he finds someone special. Kris is deeply religious and he believes that the only way he can do that is if his marriage to Kim is annulled. “Kris wants to move on with his life just as badly as Kim does – he is constantly getting heckled by NBA players and fans – and he just wants to be able to close this disastrous chapter in his life once and for all. If Kim would just agree to grant him the annulment, they could both move on with their lives.”

Kim Kardashian made $30 million for her two-hour “wedding” special on E!, so if she really wants to move on, why not give him all of it? Or, you know, give him an annulment. We all know the marriage was a fraud and we all know that Kris Humphries was too stupid to realize it. I mean, the dude turned down Duke to play at Minnesota for chrissakes. I hate to get Southern on you, but the poor boy is touched.

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Ashley Greene Is Always At The Gym By todd January 25, 2013



Every time you see pictures of Ashley Greene she’s either leaving the gym or at an event in a dress that says she’s been at the gym all week. What else does she do? Is she some kind of cyborg? She should pose naked then let me get her pregnant so we can all know for sure.

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Every time you see pictures of Ashley Greene she’s either leaving the gym or at an event in a dress that says she’s been at the gym all week. What…

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Here’s Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs In ‘jOBS’ By todd January 25, 2013


If you want to see a hipster freak out then call their parents for an emergency constant praising and validation session, show them this clip of Ashton Kutcher as their Divine Leader in the new movie ‘jOBS’. In this clip, Steve Jobs is yelling at somebody because Jobs was an infamous douche who everybody hated. Later in the movie, he tries to sue Samsung because he thought he patented the rectangle.

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Bruce Wayne’s Alter Ego Is Actually Christian Bale By todd January 24, 2013


In case you wanted to read something inspiring here today, here’s 8-year old Batman fan and cancer patient Zach just shooting the shit with Christian Bale. It’s been well-documented that Bale is a raging dick on movie sets, but show him a kid with cancer or somebody who is suffering and he’ll take all day to bring them even a semblance of happiness. He’s probably only second to Johnny Depp. Because we all know Johnny Depp would have shown up in costume and let this little boy kill Bane.

(h/t The Superficial)

In case you wanted to read something inspiring here today, here’s 8-year old Batman fan and cancer patient Zach just shooting the shit with Christian Bale. It’s been well-documented that…

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Jessica Wright Cleans Up Nice, Links By kathy January 24, 2013



Claudia Romani Actually Wearing Clothes [The Superficial]
Emmy Rossum Struts Her Groovy Curves In Skin-Tight Jeans [Popoholic]
Carmen Electra’s Dress Is On Backwards [Hollywood Tuna]
Nicole Scherzinger‘s Glaring See Thru Pasties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Manti Te’o admits lying, but claims he wasn’t in on it all along [Celebitchy]
Rachael Ray’s Husband Is Not A Member Of A Swingers Club, So Says Rachael Ray’s Husband [Dlisted]
Eva Longoria does L’Officel Hommes (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Our 10 Favorite Moments from 10 Seasons of ‘Project Runway’ [Celebuzz]
The 25 best American canned beers [COED Magazine]
If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [College Humor]
40 photos you can’t explain [The Chive]
Top 10 Stars Who Got Nude at 18 (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Hansel & Gretel – Witch Hunters: Film Review [Moe Jackson]
Holly Madison says she wants to do a musical. Yes, that Holly Madison. [Celebslam]
Kanye West Ready to Fight Crime [The Blemish]
Is Rihanna Pregnant With Chris Brown’s Baby? [Evil Beet Gossip]
Taylor Swift: Looking As Disney Princess On The Outside As She’s Always Felt On The Inside [Amy Gindhouse]
South Park: The Stick of Truth Now Brought to You by Ubisoft [Egotastic]
‘American Idol’ Recap: Charlotte, Start Your Engines! [Popcrush]
Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy are buddy cops [Film Drunk]
The 10 Wildest Looks From Paris Fashion Week [TooFab]
Aretha Franklin tosses subtle shade at Beyoncé [Popbytes]
Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez While On Drugs [Allie Is Wired]
Hollywood Birthday and Premiere Celebrations at Sundance [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Jason Statham and Michael Chiklis Talk Parker [ComingSoon]
Star Trek Into Darkness Comic Book Prequel Reveals a Surprise Character [Superhero Hype]
Five Movies That Would Make Awesome Video Games [Crave Online]
17 Month Old Golf Prodigy [Viralosity]
10 Most Depressing Lip-Sync Performances Ever [Hollyscoop]
Carrie Understood Defends Her Husband’s Honor [Splash News]
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This? [Starcrush]

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Daniel Radcliffe’s First Sex Scene Is With A Dude By kathy January 24, 2013



Daniel Radcliffe has apparently decided the only way to distance himself from his Harry Potter alter ego is getting naked and boning people. And while his sex scenes on Broadway were with a woman, in his new film Kill Your Darlings he’s doing it with a guy. And that isn’t a big deal, so get over it. E! Online reports:

Radcliffe has more than one sex scene, but it’s the steamy man-on-man action that is most memorable. “It was something new,” Radcliffe laughed at the Kill party at the Grey Goose Blue Door lounge. “But you know what, we shot that whole scene in maybe an hour and a half so it was incredibly fast-paced. I didn’t really have time to stop to think and worry about it.” He added with a laugh, “Director John Krokidas was very helpful in furnishing me with a lot of graphic detail of what I would be experiencing at the various stages.” When I mention that a straight female friend of mine gushed that she was “turned on” by the scene, Radcliffe ran over to Krokidas to tell him. “I told you,” Krokidas said. “I told you girls were going to be into it.”

Yes, I will be the second one to admit that a 5’5 guy dressed as a later day Jewish hipster having sex with another man sounds hot. And if you don’t think so you’re lying to yourself. Don’t worry, it’s nothing a few years of therapy and repeated viewings of this movie can’t cure.

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Kris Jenner Is Evil, Insane By kathy January 24, 2013



Kris Kardashian is still trying to control every aspect of her adult childrens’ lives, so it makes sense she’s being accused of kicking the crap out of them when they were little. Diaries purportedly belonging to her ex-husband have been released by his fourth wife, Ellen Kardashian, and boy are they doozies. The Huffington Post reports:

The journal entries make allegations of child abuse against Jenner, detailing that on one occasion in August 1989, “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim].” Ellen claims the journals are authentic and told In Touch, “This was a nightmare for [Robert]… he hated to see them suffer.” A rep for the Kardashian-Jenner family has denied the allegations, telling Gossip Cop they had “no knowledge of these diaries existing and these accusations are ridiculous and not true.”

These accusations can never be proven, but if they are true then Kris Jenner is a crazy bitch and if they are false then Ellen Kardashian is insanely vindictive. Considering Robert Kardashian married both of them, and was a good friend of O.J. Simpson and came out of retirement to defend him in his murder trial, I think we can all agree that Papa Kardashian was probably the worst judge of character of all time.

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Justin Bieber Is Still A Dick By kathy January 24, 2013



Justin Bieber continues to be perfect role model and all around decent human being. Or, you know, the exact opposite. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber went off on a woman at a gym in North Carolina Tuesday … mocking her workout, cussing at her … and possibly even spitting in her water bottle … so claims the woman — but Justin’s peeps say it’s all BS. According to Colette Harrington, Bieber — who had a concert in Charlotte on Tuesday — strolled into the gym with two other people — one appeared to be his trainer and the other appeared to be a backup dancer or singer. Colette says she approached Bieber and asked for a picture, but JB said no. She says she continued working out, but then heard Justin and his posse mocking her workout routine. Then, according to Colette, someone … and she thinks it was Bieber or someone in his group … SPIT blue Gatorade into her water bottle while she wasn’t looking … and she actually DRANK the spit-orade.

This woman is now planning on selling the spit filled bottle on eBay so this whole thing could be a complete scam. What Justin needs to realize is that rumors like this are believable because he is always acting like a complete twat. You could present photographic evidence and a notarized form to the New York Times saying that Johnny Depp had looked at you weird and all that would happen is the President would arrange for him to have an official pardon.

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