In an interview in the March issue of Marie Claire UK, Megan Fox says she’s now one of those mothers who thinks the world revolves around their kid.
“I recognize the blessings when they come –- like, I recognize I’m so lucky to work with Judd [Apatow] –- but the ultimate satisfaction for me is being with my son,” the 26-year-old “This Is 40″ star explains. “All I wanted to do my whole, whole life was have a baby and, now, I’ve finally done it.” Fox admits that parenthood has taken the forefront and that her career is not as important to her anymore. “It’s very hard for me to do this stuff, because I feel like this isn’t my job anymore. My job is to be with him,” she says of her son, adding to Marie Claire, “I just want to give Noah as much of myself as I can. And I want to have more kids. That is where my heart is.”
So, Megan Fox had a kid and immediately quit work and wants to have more kids? I dodged that bullet! I mean, how many kids does she want? I’d have to draw the line at 16.
My God today is slow, but if you’re a big fan of Storage Wars, I think some dude just won. TMZ reports:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been thrust into a very belated sex scandal … because there are reports that an old photo of a “young Arnold” performing a sex act has come to light. The photo is reportedly part of a treasure trove of artifacts that have been discovered in a storage space owned by late Penthouse founder Bob Guccione. According to the New York Post, the Arnold pic — along with a bunch of other VEERRRY interesting items — were discovered by a guy who went all “Storage Wars” and bought up a bunch of the lockers after Guccione went bankrupt. Among the treasures … unpublished nude pics of Madonna and Lauren Hutton … and Bob’s personal files detailing the situation surrounding his decision to publish pics of then-Miss America Vanessa Williams.
Man, this sounds like the greatest story of 1984. I think I might go to the mall and get a new jean jacket and some slap bracelets I’m so excited.
Despite witnesses saying they say two girls fighting and Chris Brown threw the first punch, video surveillance says that neither Brown nor Frank Ocean threw the first punch. And Brown wants to talk to police about it. This article also mentions the word “posses”. TMZ reports:
Chris Brown swears he didn’t start Sunday night’s violent brawl with Frank Ocean … and he’s champing at the bit to tell cops what went down in the recording studio parking lot …TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us … Chris’ lawyer, Mark Geragos, has already contacted detectives and said the singer is ready, willing and able to give them the blow-by-blow, because he knows he did nothing wrong. What’s more … sources say Geragos’ team has surveillance video of the last part of the fight, and Chris is as clean as a whistle — not throwing a single punch. But here’s the thing. We’re told the video also clears Frank Ocean — he never takes a swing at anyone. The fighting is between the two posses. The video, however, is not the be-all and end-all, because it only captured the back end of the fight. The altercation began in the parking lot and no cameras were trained on the action. So it doesn’t show who started it. The fight moved into the lobby, and that’s where the camera captured the brawl. Chris’ account is radically different from a witness who claims Chris threw the first punch.
Frank Ocean said he was jumped, other sources say Frank Ocean started it by snapping in a circle and saying “Oh hell nah”, and witnesses say Chris Brown threw the first punch. I actually believe Chris Brown when he says he didn’t throw the first punch because nobody involved in this story has a cervix.
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January Jones is a raging ice queen who smiles only when forced, programmed, or when she sees a married director who can impregnate her. So it makes sense she is losing her hair. Most cold-blooded creatures have no hair. Us Magazine reports:
January Jones’ days as a hair chameleon may be over. Speaking to British magazine Grazia Daily during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, the blonde-again actress talked about the side effects of her multiple hair makeovers while promoting the movie Sweetwater. “I have been every color and now my hair is falling out in clumps,” Jones said. “I’ve been blonde, red with extensions for this film, then blonde, then black, and now blonde again. I’m going to have to shave it off and wear a wig.”
This would be cool if it was her vagina, but a bald January Jones in a wig doesn’t sound very sexy to me. Actually, it kinda depends on the wig. Can I pick it out? I’d really like to pick it out.
Taye Diggs came home from the SAG Awards last night and caught some dude breaking into his house. Dude picked the wrong house. E! News reports:
After attending the SAG Awards just a few hours earlier, Taye Diggs arrived home at about 11:00 p.m., only to come face-to-face with a 20-year-old man who had allegedly broken into his residence. But get this. The Private Practice star then proceeded to chase the suspect, Hassan Juma, after he fled on foot and actually detained the guy until police arrived, a spokeswoman for LAPD Media Relations confirms to E! News.
If Taye Diggs was still in the tuxedo, then that makes this story exponentially badass. I also assume Hassan Juma isn’t Kenyan.
Let me preface this by saying that 30 Rock is one of my favorite shows and that mostly due to Alec Baldwin. So it’s a little weird that he’s suddenly Justin Bieber. He should be power clashing and drinking scotch, not trying to audition for a retirement home boy band.
Chris Brown was involved in an all-out brawl with Frank Ocean Sunday night, and sources connected with Chris insist Ocean started it. Chris was at Westlake Studio in the L.A. area listening to one of the artists he represents. The sources say as Chris went to leave, Frank Ocean and his crew blocked Chris from leaving. The sources say Frank said, “This is my studio, this is my parking spot.” We’re told Chris went to shake Frank’s hand … and that’s when one of Frank’s people attacked Chris. Sources connected with Chris say one of Chris’ friends jumped in front and hit Frank’s friend. Sources connected with Chris say Frank then came at Chris … Chris pushed him away and they started brawling. The police were called and are on scene now.
UPDATE: 5:20 AM PT: After the incident, Ocean tweeted “got jumped by chris and a couple guys. lol. i only wish everest [his dog] was there. cut my finger now I can’t play w two hands at the grammys.”
UPDATE 3:00 AM PT: Cops say they will continue to investigate and want to speak with Chris Brown. They refer to Ocean as “the victim” because he’s the one who stuck around and spoke with police. Ocean said the fight started over a parking space (how L.A.) and Brown punched him. There were 6 people involved in the fight.
UPDATE 10:45 PM PT: Police have cleared the scene. We’re told Chris Brown was not there when officers arrived — but they did speak to Frank Ocean. At this point … we’re told no one wants to press charges, and no arrests have been made
So a guy who beats women because of his self-loathing due to his repressed homosexuality got into a fight with a homosexual who writes crappy songs about dudes because of a parking spot? Sounds like a queen fight to me. The only way this could be gayer is if they pulled each other’s weaves and Frank Ocean took his nails off first.
During her acceptance speech for Best Female Actor at the SAG Awards last night, Jennifer Lawrence thanked MTV for making her a member of SAG. And thanks to the magic of the Internet, here’s what she was talking about. Maybe one of the Teen Mom’s can win an Oscar one day.