Leonardo DiCaprio is Quitting Acting



Because he’s been acting since he was a teenager and therefore has no concept of what a real job is, Leonardo DiCaprio is taking a break from acting. Because standing where someone else tells you to and saying lines someone else wrote is just SO TIRING. SFGate reports:

Leonardo DiCaprio has decided to take a break from acting because filming three movies in two years has left him exhausted…DiCaprio insists that after such a busy year, fans will have to wait a long time before they see him in another picture. He tells Germany’s Bild, “I’m a little bit drained. I am now going to take a long, long break.” When asked about plans for his hiatus, DiCaprio suggested he plans to focus on his love of environmental activism, adding, “I would like to improve the world a bit.”

Yes, one of the sexiest men in the world wants to take some time off to improve it a little bit. That is obviously code for impregnating as many supermodels as possible, because if there is one thing that will make the earth a nicer place it is dozens of incredibly beautiful babies. Thank you for your selflessness, Leo.

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