Miami Dolphins’ legend and Hootie and the Blowfish video girl, Dan Marino, is now admitting that he impregnated a CBS Sports production assistant in 2004. He already had six kids with his wife of 28 years. Looks like he might have to take a second job. TMZ reports:
Marino released a statement to the NY Post … saying, “I take full responsibility both personally and financially for my actions now as I did then. We mutually agreed to keep our arrangement private to protect all parties involved.” He continues, “My wife and I have been married for almost 30 years and have six children together. And we continue to be a strong and loving family.”
I just tried to do the math to figure out alimony and child support for 7 kids but my penis jumped and ran to the store to buy condoms.
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