“Want child support? LOL, go long.”
Miami Dolphins’ legend and Hootie and the Blowfish video girl, Dan Marino
, is now admitting that he impregnated a CBS Sports production assistant in 2004. He already had six kids with his wife of 28 years. Looks like he might have to take a second job. TMZ
Marino released a statement to the NY Post … saying, “I take full responsibility both personally and financially for my actions now as I did then. We mutually agreed to keep our arrangement private to protect all parties involved.” He continues, “My wife and I have been married for almost 30 years and have six children together. And we continue to be a strong and loving family.”
I just tried to do the math to figure out alimony and child support for 7 kids but my penis jumped and ran to the store to buy condoms.
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Even though she’s an international prostitute, Lindsay Lohan is completely broke and living with her mother in NYC. The same mother who almost had her house seized by the bank. This should work out well. Radar Online reports:
“Lindsay is being forced to live at home with Dina because she can’t afford any other options at the moment,” a source tells Radar. “Lindsay is flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood. “There’s simply no way she would pass a credit check right now, and even if she could she wouldn’t be able to muster up a security deposit, let alone meet the rent every month. “Lindsay’s been telling everyone that she moved to New York because she was sick of Los Angeles. But that’s just not true, she would love to move back west, but she can’t afford to! In the past, Lindsay has managed to rope in another person to co-sign on leases because her bad credit means she can’t get approved in her name alone. However, she couldn’t find anyone willing to do that now as she has burned so many of her friends and associates.”
So to recap, Lindsay is a 26-year old white girl who lives at home with her enabling mother who lavishes her with constant praise and enables her poor life choices? Lindsay could have just skipped this whole acting thing and just went to a liberal arts college. This is beginning to sound like an episode of Girls.
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There’s Another Lohan [The Superficial]
Eva Longoria Supports President Obama With Her Booty [Popoholic]
Gracie Carvalho In A Bikini. YES. [MyEx]
Teresa Palmer Knows How To Dress [Hollywood Tuna]
Selena Gomez Springbreaker‘s Side Boob (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
You Know It’s Above 50 In NYC When Mariah Carey Gets Half Naked [Dlisted]
Miley Cyrus does bikini yoga (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
30 Things We Learned From ’30 Rock’ [Celebuzz]
Lindsay Lohan ‘is a great beauty with tremendous talent’ says her crazy lawyer [Celebitchy]
How to discipline children [COED Magazine]
Goddamn Cold and Flu Season [College Humor]
23-year-old high school teacher tweets nude photos of herself [The Chive]
Top 10 Celebrities with Delicious Defects (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
The Bikini Booty Matchup – Candice Swanepoel vs Sophie Turner [Moe Jackson]
Taylor Swift says everyone’s lying about her [Celebslam]
The ‘Entourage’ Movie Is a Go [The Blemish]
James Franco Is Still Better Than You [Evil Beet Gossip]
Classic Robert Pattison photos [Lainey Gossip]
Selena Gomez Smoking Hot Behind the Scenes of Her Nylon Magazine Photoshoot [Egotastic]
Can You Guess the Celebrity in This Yearbook Photo? [Popcrush]
Pulp Fiction almost starred Daniel Day-Lewis [Film Drunk]
“Top Hooker” TV Series Coming [TooFab]
Rihanna on Chris Brown: It’s different now [Popbytes]
Bradley Cooper Has A Foot Fetish [Allie Is Wired]
Lucy Hale And Uncle Terry Team Up for BONGO-Spring 2013 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Sam Worthington to Star in Phillip Noyce‘s For the Dogs [ComingSoon]
Teaser for the Iron Man 3 Super Bowl Spot [Superhero Hype]
A World Without Sequels [Crave Online]
Baby Bear Sneezes [Viralosity]
Beyonce Posts Superbowl Rehearsal Video [Hollyscoop]
Jessie J rocks her red nose for Comic Relief [Splash News]
The 10 Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs Ever [Starcrush]
Porn legend and body hair advocate, Ron Jeremy, suffered a heart aneurysm yesterday and is now in intensive care. I’m not gonna lie, not the medical issue I was expecting. Radar Online reports:
Jeremy’s agent, Mike Esterman, says in an email to The Associated Press that Jeremy, 59, had a heavy feeling in his chest Wednesday and drove himself to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where doctors diagnosed the problem. Jeremy is one of the best-known –and more outrageous – names in the porn industry, having appeared in more than 2,000 adult films and in the reality TV series The Surreal Life.
When does the nurse come in and give him a blowjob after she takes her glasses off and shakes her hair out. What? She’s also wearing lingerie under her uniform? And what’s up with the pizza delivery guy? How did he get in there?! Haha it’s like a porn lol.
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Some people say I post too many pics of Sophie Turner and insanely perfect ass, but it’s early, and those people are still feeding their cat out of a baby bottle while they knit it a new fancy bonnet, so hopefully they won’t see this for a while.
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Surprise! TMZ reports:
Lindsay reluctantly told the judge in her criminal case she’s down with saying goodbye to longtime lawyer Shawn Holley … and put her fate in the hands of New York attorney Mark Heller. A sleepy Lindsay hesitated when Judge Sautner asked if she was comfortable with the change. Lindsay qualified her answer by telling the judge she was OK with it today, but the judge wanted to know about today and tomorrow … Lindsay said it was. Judge Sautner gave Heller permission to rep Lindsay in the lying-to-cops case and Heller then tried to turn on the charm, telling the judge they had a NYC connection since she was once a Big Apple detective. The judge fired back that flattery would get him nowhere fast. The judge also laid down the ominous fact — that Lindsay could be found not guilty in the lying case, and her probation in the jewelry case could still be violated since the standard of proof is lower. The Judge set March 1 as the next hearing.
I wonder what Lindsay is going to do next? Steal the Hope Diamond? Do coke off a baby? Stay tuned!
Despite saying she had a respiratory infection then being photographed partying, Lindsay Lohan is in court in LA right now for lying to police.
You can watch the live stream HERE.
Lindsay Lohan Got Her Ass On A Plane [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde As A Sexy Showgirl [Popoholic]
Nina Agdal In A Bikini For Carl’s Jr. & Hardee’s [Hollywood Tuna]
Candice Swanepoel Wears A Bikini Well [MyEx]
Teresa Palmer‘s Hanging String Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jason London Spent His Sunday Morning Shitting In The Back Of A Cop Car [Dlisted]
Megan Fox‘s horrible beer commercial (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kim Kardashian Plans to Keep Baby Away From Reality TV [Celebuzz]
Jennifer Lopez busted sneaking out of newly-single Marc Anthony’s hotel [Celebitchy]
All 47 Super bowls ranked by their logo [COED Magazine]
The 7 Stages of Reddit Addiction [College Humor]
I love imagining what life could be like if I’d grown up somewhere else [The Chive]
Happy Birthday, Heather Graham! (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Old Britney is almost back [Celebslam]
Eva Green Cast in ‘Sin City: A Dame to Kill For’ [The Blemish]
Stars Without Makeup: Beyonce! [Evil Beet Gossip]
This One Time, LeAnn Rimes Hit On Married Eddie Cibrian In Front Of Brandi Glanville [Amy Gindhouse]
Who doesn’t love Colin Firth [Lainey Gossip]
Aliona Vilani Almost Loses Her Bikini Bottoms [Egotastic]
Bradley Cooper Denies Ever Meeting Taylor Swift [Popcrush]
Real X-Men powers involve fingers and butts [Film Drunk]
Rebel Wilson Launches Hilarious T-Shirt Line [TooFab]
Parker Posey talks ‘Party Girl’ [Popbytes]
Miley Cyrus Films The Criminal Paparazzi [Allie Is Wired]
Oprah Winfrey is 59 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Evil Dead Moves Up a Week to April 5 [ComingSoon]
Will We See the Guardians of the Galaxy in Iron Man 3? [Superhero Hype]
Exclusive Clip: Die Hard 25th Anniversary Collection [Crave Online]
Rejected Race Horse Names [Viralosity]
Alec Baldwin and Wife Having A Baby [Hollyscoop]
Bradley Cooper looks super cool in New York [Splash News]
Chris Brown Got a Boo Boo in His Brawl With Frank Ocean [Starcrush]
Ashley Judd married a race car driver in 2001. They are no getting divorced. People reports:
“We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We’ll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed,” Judd, 44, and Franchitti, 39, tell PEOPLE exclusively in a statement on Tuesday.
When asked for comment, Franchitti said, “Did you see her in 2001? Have you seen her now?”
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Long story short, Jason London got drunk at a bar in Arizona. He got his ass beat by bouncers. The police were called. Then they beat his ass. Then……MY GOD. TMZ reports:
Cops say one of the officers was forced to deliver a knee strike to London’s right thigh so they could seat him on the ground. London later called one of the officers a “f**king hillbilly.” Jason was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault. On his way to the police station … Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops … saying, “Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch.” Jason continued … “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.” According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as s**t.”
However, when he regained consciousness, London had this to say.
Jason just tweeted about the story … saying the police report is a “total f*cking lie.” Jason explains, “I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes.” “I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.” He continues, “Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona.”
Wait, does “truth” mean “shit”? Because I think that’s already come out. Haha, zing! But seriously, the note below this was probably a bad idea now. I don’t need that mental image.
Note: I was going to post Jason London’s mugshot, but I posted Sophie Turner’s ass instead. I hope that’s okay.
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