If you live long enough, you’ll probably end up dating Taylor Swift because her vagina is basically Ellis Island. And your chances just got a little better, because her boyfriend, Harry Styles, more than likely banged some college chicks as soon as she left England. New York Post reports:
Hours after seeing Taylor Swift off to Germany, Harry Styles attended a party where he was snapped hanging out with a bevy of female college students. According to The Mirror, Styles turned up at the bash at 1:30 a.m. and partied with the star-struck Sheffield students for three hours. Fangirls excitedly took to Twitter to announce their night with the One Direction heartthrob. One tweeted about a friend, “He told her she was very attractive and to take off her Minnie Mouse suit lol.” Another tweeted, “Best day of my life! Chilled with him for like 3 hours!!! I was literally in shock the whole time, trying to play it cool haha, but inside i was freaking out!!!!!”
Whatever. I’m more concerned with what’s going on with Taylor Swift’s ass. Can you legally call that an ass? You’d probably cum faster fucking a pizza box.