Nick Stahl, who played Yellow Bastard in Sin City, and John Connor in the Terminator movie they shouldn’t have made, was arrested in Los Angeles for jerking it in a Hollywood adult store last night. His wife must be thrilled! TMZ reports:
Law enforcement tells us, LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM — and found Stahl alone in a private booth, watching a porno, and committing a “lewd act.” We’re told the “Terminator 3″ star appeared to be “touching himself” — you can figure out the rest — and he was booked for lewd conduct … a misdemeanor. Nick was cited and released from police custody a few hours later … and as he walked out of the police station he told our camera guy it was all a “misunderstanding.”
Stahl was reported missing like 500 times this year and has reportedly received treatment for substance abuse. But seriously, if you want to jack off, do it in the privacy of your own home. Then tell your grandma so she can pray with you and make you cookies.
People say there’s way too many forms of social media, but let’s all take a deep breath and stop before we say anything bad about whosay. Especially since Sofia Vergara uses it to post pictures of her gigantic rack in a bikini. I appreciate the white arrows on it, but I really don’t need a map. Thanks, anyway.
Why would a 37-year old single mom and Oscar winner who has been married twice already, marry a dude with the last name “Rocknroll”? Easy. He’s Richard Branson‘s nephew. CHA-CHING! Page Six reports:
“Titanic” star Kate Winslet quietly married her boyfriend of a year, Richard Branson’s epically named nephew, Ned Rocknroll, in upstate New York earlier this month. According to reports, the intimate, “romantic, private” ceremony took place at a barn with only a few close friends present, including her “Titanic” co-star Leo DiCaprio, who gave the bride away. While reps for Winslet and DiCaprio didn’t immediately comment, it seems Winslet and Rocknroll, who changed his name from Abel Smith, have recently appeared deeply in love.
Kate Winslet split from director Sam Mendes in 2010 and now she’s married again. And obviously DiCpario woke up underneath a pile of bridesmaids. Congrats to both.
Here’s Nicki Minaj
at something called “Nicki Minaj’s Christmas Extravaganza”. Was everybody in the audience bad? Because all I’m seeing is a piece of coal in stocking.
Apparently she wasn’t crazy enough for television. ‘MERICA! Us Magazine reports:
“Britney will get the boot,” an insider tells Hot Stuff of the pop star, who joined the show in May, along with fellow newcomer Demi Lovato. “Producers wanted her for the long haul, but it isn’t working.” One reason? Spears’ $15 million contract, which sources say the low-energy mentor hasn’t earned. “They paid all that for her to say ‘amazing’ and offer half-claps,” a second insider tells Us. Adds a third source of show co-creator Simon Cowell, who is leading the charge to axe the performer: “He wanted crazy Britney, but he got boring Britney.”
Much like the The Voice and American Idol, X-Factor is rarely about the people on the stage. It’s just an excuse for networks to parade America’s great reservoir of idiots and narcissists on stage so the hosts can pick on the low hanging fruit. But as it turns out, the majority of the hosts are fruit already rotting on the ground. Britney Spears judging a singing competition? That’s like me judging a competition that tells you which tampon is the most comfortable.
The irony shouldn’t be lost on anyone that Chris Brown and Rihanna are posing in front of a car with the caption “ThugLife” and hashtagged “#merryChristmas”, but at least Rihanna is sitting on the car this time instead of being pushed out of it. It’s a Christmas miracle.
The best of 2012: Remember when Christina Hendricks got hacked? [The Superficial]
Gracie Carvalho is selling lingerie [Popoholic]
Natalia Siwiec is new here [Hollywood Tuna]
Ashley Simpson is no Jessica Alba [MyEx]
Stephanie Seymour fell out of her top (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Let’s guess some blind items [Dlisted]
Doutzen Kroes keeps the Christmas cheer going (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kate Upton‘s year in review [Celebuzz]
Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend [Celebitchy]
13 Overlooked Deaths of 2012 [COED Magazine]
Top 10 Things You Will Find on Every Top 10 List [College Humor]
Merry Christmas from [The Chive]
Top 10 Naked Stars Who’ve Been Arrested for a DUI (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
The best bikini pics since June [Moe (more…)
Just grow a vagina already. Radar Online reports:
Rob Kardashian has taken the advice of his older sister Kim: If he’s unhappy about his looks, there’s a plastic surgeon right around the corner. “Rob was complaining about his face drooping and that he’s starting to look old,” an insider the National Enquirer. “Kim told him to stop whining and put his money where his mouth is. “She turned him on to her trusted plastic surgeon and convinced him to go for a Botox treatment. Rob was all for it and made an appointment right away.” The insider said that following the procedure, Rob “walked out of the Beverly Hills office feeling like a new man and more confident than ever”.
Yes, because nothing says “feeling like a new man and more confident than ever” like a Botox appointment that your older sister made for you. Maybe if this douche stopped breastfeeding and moved out of his sister’s guest bedroom, he might actually feel like an actual man. Hopefully after his appointment he went to buy some candles and posted some recipes on Pinterest to fully drive the point home that his balls are probably bedazzled.
In case you were on the fence about whether Katy Perry and John Mayer are actually together, Perry posted this picture of Mayer in a Santa outfit on Twitter yesterday. Because *puts on sunglasses* he came down her chimney.
Courtney Stodden used Christmas to get attention, of course [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston spent the holiday in a bikini [Popoholic]
Jodie Marsh in a bikini is terrifying [Hollywood Tuna]
Lucy Pinder‘s boobs for Christmas [MyEx]
Kelly Kelly is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Rihanna and Chris Brown want more attention [Dlisted]
Irina Shayk makes 2013 awesome (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Katy Perry spent Christmas with John Mayer [Celebuzz]
Ashton Kutcher finally filed for divorce [Celebitchy]
The Jets are a sideshow [COED Magazine]
How to be more clever [College Humor]
123 photos to keep you in the Christmas mood [The Chive]
Love Magazine Brings Out Santa’s Sexiest Helpers (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
2012 year in review [Moe Jackson]
Homeless man wants Justin Timberlake to visit [The Blemish]
Jessica Simpson really is pregnant again [Evil Beet Gossip]
Uma Thurman wants to make Kill Bill 3 [Amy Gindhouse]
Jennifer Garner is mom of the year [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie Jones has topless outtakes [Egotastic]
Lady Gaga is making a documentary about her life [Popcrush]
This is how Mariah Carey‘s kids celebrate Christmas [TooFab]
Justin Bieber is a pot smoking brat [Allie Is Wired]
Jared Leto is 41 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
J.J. Abrams Turned Down Star Wars: Episode VII [ComingSoon]
More Details Revealed About Star Trek Into Darkness Villain [Superhero Hype]
The Ten Worst Movies of 2012 [Crave Online]
Snowy Backflip Fail [Viralosity]
The seven most charitable celebrities [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian changed her hair [Splash News]
Taylor Swift writes about her ex’s because she has lots of feelings and stuff [Starcrush]