For some unexplainable reason Miley Cyrus thinks she’s a rock star instead of the product of a famous dude cumming inside a uterus then using his famous connections to get her a television show because he wanted to stay rich. And as expected, she’s trying to shed her clean cut Disney image by trying way too fucking hard. Yes, Miley. You’re a dangerous, edgy rock star who lives life with no rules. Hey, remember that time when you were 11 and you rode your pet unicorn the amusement park in your backyard even though your butler and nanny said you were late for your tennis lesson? Rock ‘n roll, baby!