Rihanna Tweeted This Picture Of Chris Brown By todd November 26, 2012



Three years ago, Chris Brown made Rihanna‘s face look like a psychiatrist on American Horror Story, and this weekend she posted a picture of him in bed. Apparently nobody has gotten over the first part but her. So I guess this means they are back together. No solid details yet, but I’m sure it’ll all be sorted out in time for the eventual Lifetime movie.

Three years ago, Chris Brown made Rihanna‘s face look like a psychiatrist on American Horror Story, and this weekend she posted a picture of him in bed. Apparently nobody has…

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Jessica Lowndes Was In A Parade, Links By kathy November 26, 2012



Here’s “fat” Jennifer Lawrence in a bikini [My EX]
The sexiest bikini pics ever taken [The Superficial]
Salma Hayek‘s cleavage went to an awards show [Popoholic]
Lucy Pinder is busting out all over [Hollywood Tuna]
Ellen Pompeo is cold (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Candice Swanepoel wins at Instagram (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Halle Berry‘s daughter is going to be messed up [Celebuzz]
Jesse James is engaged for the 5th time, barely knows the woman [Celebitchy]
Agent Provocateur says Merry Christmas (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
“Milking” is the worst meme ever [COED Magazine]
We’re all writers, apparently [College Humor]
It’s Monday, you could use some motivation [The Chive]
Movie Nudity Report: Rust and Bone, Red Dawn, Hitchcock (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Jessica Alba left the house [Moe Jackson]
Stacy Keibler spent Thanksgiving in a bikini [Celebslam]
Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100k [The Blemish]
I do not understand the Ryan Gosling obsession [Evil Beet Gossip]
Leighton Meester is topless in Flaunt [Amy Gindhouse]
Gavin Rossdale‘s hand got friendly with the nanny [Lainey Gossip]
Cheryl Cole should always wear leather [Egotastic]
40 Gangsta Kittens [Cityrag]
Joe Jonas grew a porn-stache [Popcrush]
Aaron Sorkin writes awesome Amazon reviews [Film Drunk]
Demi Lovato got another tattoo [TooFab]
This is Paris Hilton‘s new single [Popbytes]
Rihanna is officially banging her abuser again, I guess [Allie Is Wired]
Nigel Barker took a million photos of Taylor Swift [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Iron Man 3 won’t be a ‘serious’ movie [ComingSoon]
How Russell Crowe got Hugh Jackman cast as Wolverine [Superhero Hype]
Holiday Gift Guide: Video Games [Crave Online]
“Drunk Dude on a Scooter” pretty much sums it up [Viralosity]
Best twitter reactions to Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick [Hollyscoop]
Jay-Z and Beyonce went to a basketball game (it’s been a slow news weekend) [Splash News]
The ugliest celebrity mugshots [Starcrush]

Here’s “fat” Jennifer Lawrence in a bikini [My EX] The sexiest bikini pics ever taken [The Superficial] Salma Hayek‘s cleavage went to an awards show [Popoholic] Lucy Pinder is busting…

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One Person Really Enjoyed Liz & Dick By todd November 26, 2012



Because I grew up without a father and a hate myself, I live tweeted the premiere of Lindsay Lohan‘s Lifetime shitshow Liz & Dick last night, and let me be clear, after ten minutes in I would have rather watched a YouTube video of my own leg being amputated. There aren’t words in the dictionary to accurately describe how the wrap party just wasn’t held in a funeral home with framed pictures on caskets of everyone involved. Enter Michael Lohan:

“They know nothing about @lindsaylohan talent! She has more talent in her pinky then all of them together,” the proud dad tweeted. “You proved the critics wrong @LindsayLohan you are one of the best, so gifted, so amazing! Now apply it ALL! God bless you! And our family!”

Immediately after this tweet, Michael Lohan texted Lindsay to see if he could borrow $50. He also said he hated to ask, but the check cashing place in his laundromat isn’t open on Sundays.

Source = Radar Online

Because I grew up without a father and a hate myself, I live tweeted the premiere of Lindsay Lohan‘s Lifetime shitshow Liz & Dick last night, and let me be…

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Halle Berry’s Baby Daddy Got Beat Up By Her Fiance By todd November 26, 2012



Halle Berry has been trying for years to get sole custody of her daughter Nahla that she had with male model Gabriel Aubry (seen above), and the whole process has basically proven what we pretty much already know: Bitches be crazy. So luckily for Halle, Custody Christmas came early when Aubry dropped Nahla off at Halle’s house and her new fiance, Oliver Martinez, was there. TMZ reports:

Gabriel Aubry was arrested Thanksgiving morning after a melee at Halle Berry’s house, which sent both Gabriel and Halle’s fiance Olivier Martinez to the hospital … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Gabriel showed up to Halle’s house with Nahla for a custodial hand-off. We’re told Gabriel was still in the motor court (a rich person’s word for a giant driveway) when Olivier walked up to him and said, “We have to move on.” According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We’re told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground. In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well. There are conflicting accounts as to whether Gabriel was rendered unconscious in the fight. Police were called and Olivier made a citizen’s arrest for battery against Gabriel. Gabriel was escorted to the ER and, ironically, Olivier went to the same ER an hour later. The two were just down the hall from each other. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … a judge has issued an emergency protective order, which requires Gabriel to stay 100 yards away from Halle, Olivier, and Nahla.

All I really took from this story is you’d probably have a harder time beating up a Build-A-Bear than you would a 6’2″ French model. If there was another point here, I’m pretty sure I missed it.

Halle Berry has been trying for years to get sole custody of her daughter Nahla that she had with male model Gabriel Aubry (seen above), and the whole process has…

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Amanda Bynes Bought Herself A Turban For Thanksgiving By todd November 26, 2012



I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving ignoring their families and watching the Dallas Cowboys self-destruct on national television again, and I hope you found other things to be thankful for as well. Amanda Bynes is apparently thankful for her turban as shown in this pic she posted on Instagram this weekend. Not shown: Prescription pills. I would like to have seen more of that.

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving ignoring their families and watching the Dallas Cowboys self-destruct on national television again, and I hope you found other things to be thankful…

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Happy Thanksgiving! By todd November 21, 2012



Like a legitimate rape, we’re shutting this whole thing down until Monday. Most of you are probably on a plane and/or drunk by now anyway, so have fun, be safe, and try not to kill a family member. If you do, cut off their hands and remove their teeth then burn them with the oil from the deep fryer. Then move to Mexico. They have Internet there, so we can pick all this back up on Monday.

Like a legitimate rape, we’re shutting this whole thing down until Monday. Most of you are probably on a plane and/or drunk by now anyway, so have fun, be safe,…

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Emma Stone Has A Sex Tape By todd November 21, 2012



So this is happening. Radar Online reports:

“Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She made it long before she started dating Andrew Garfield, and before she really became a household name. She was just young and probably thought nothing would ever come of it.” According to the insider, the tape has not been shopped around…yet. “The tape remains in the hands of the person she made it with,” the source said. “But that doesn’t mean there’s any guarantee that it won’t eventually hit the market. The higher Emma’s star rises, the more valuable that tape becomes.”

If this sex tape is on an actual bed with white sheets, we probably won’t be able to see anything, but I’d probably watch this. I’ve basically seen everything on Netflix already.

So this is happening. Radar Online reports: “Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She made it long before she started dating Andrew…

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Helen Mirren Had The Right Idea By todd November 21, 2012



The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort of lesbian? This is gross. Any way we can go back to last night and let Kelly Brook grab Jessica Biel’s boobs? That wouldn’t be gross. If she could also lick her ass, also. And maybe her thighs. I should probably stop now. Happy Wednesday!

The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort…

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Rihanna Is Phoning It In, Links By kathy November 20, 2012

If I didn’t know better, I’d say Mitt Romney has been drinking in the morning [The Superficial]
More pics of Megan Fox‘s leather warrior look [Popoholic]
Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr say Happy Holidays [Hollywood Tuna]
Elisabeth Harnois. GOOD LORD. [MyEx]
Katie Price is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Madonna‘s perfume add broke Photoshop [Dlisted]
Rihanna must not have had enough money left over for tour costumes (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Somehow Miley Cyrus got an even worse haircut [Celebuzz]
Anthony Hopkins thinks Oscar campaigns are disgusting [Celebitchy]
Maria Menounos in a bikini for Men’s Fitness (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
A Guy’s Guide To Fixing The Toilet [COED Magazine]
What coffee really does [College Humor]
A photo history of First Families celebrating Thanksgiving [The Chive]
Classic Sherilyn Fenn nude scenes (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Jessica Biel hasn’t let herself go yet [Moe Jackson]
Courtney Cox looks surprisingly good in a bikini still [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan might go to jail, for super serious this time [The Blemish]
Emma Roberts wants to cash in on her aunt and remake Pretty Woman [Evil Beet Gossip]
Salma Hayek cried before her first nude scene [Amy Gindhouse]
Colin Farrell is rocking some 90′s hair [Lainey Gossip]
That Lady Gaga cake video gets even weirder [Egotastic]
A look at all the celebrity groping Justin Bieber has endured [Cityrag]
Mariah Carey makes Nick Cannon change their kids’ diapers [Popcrush]
The Hobbit set was basically a slaughterhouse [Film Drunk]
Rob Schneider has procreated, gave her a normal name [TooFab]
Courtney Stodden wants to get her husband beat up [Popbytes]
Sean Penn has his eye on another 20-something celeb [Allie Is Wired]
The Fast & Furious 6 trailer will debut during the Super Bowl [ComingSoon]
Ang Lee regrets The Hulk [Superhero Hype]
Thanksgiving playlist: 10 awesome songs about food [Crave Online]
How to make your own Twinkies [Viralosity]
Paris Hilton is releasing a new song, a sure sign of the end times [Hollyscoop]
Ke$ha showed too much skin for the Today Show [Splash News]
Could Kim Kardashian ever be fashionable? [Starcrush]
What James Bond movies tell us about the economy [Cracked]

If I didn’t know better, I’d say Mitt Romney has been drinking in the morning [The Superficial] More pics of Megan Fox‘s leather warrior look [Popoholic] Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge,…

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Anderson Cooper Had A Gay Hissy Fit On Twitter By todd November 20, 2012



Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to see the word “guurl”.

Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to…

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