Shoulder Pads Should Be Illegal, Links By kathy November 28, 2012

Shia LaBeouf is already dating his Nymphomaniac co-star (and she looks 12) [The Superficial]
Megan Fox is a MILF [Popoholic]
Victoria Justice spanks Ariana Grande [Hollywood Tuna]
Lucy Pinder does Nuts [MyEx]
Morena Baccarin is topless in Homeland (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jon Stewart is 50 [Dlisted]
Berenice Marlohe wants you to buy fancy watches (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Charlie Sheen says Two and Half Men is cursed [Celebuzz]
Demi Moore is dating a 26 year old [Celebitchy]
A look at Anna Nicole Smith‘s best photos on what would have been her 45th birthday [COED Magazine]
If Computer Warnings Existed in Real Life [College Humor]
40 movie mistakes [The Chive]
Celebrity nudity on DVD and Blu-ray(NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
The world is Miranda Kerr‘s catwalk [Moe Jackson]
This might be the best Katy Perry has ever looked [Celebslam]
Angus T. Jones is so sorry he slagged off his show [The Blemish]
Chris Brown compared himself to Tupac [Evil Beet Gossip]
Emma Stone in middle school [Amy Gindhouse]
The Cambridges are in Cambridge [Lainey Gossip]
This is why guys fight over Halle Berry [Egotastic]
Lambs are the cutest [Cityrag]
Britney Spears on making her videos [Popcrush]
How the Elmo scandal was reported in Taiwan [Film Drunk]
Evangeline Lilly looks very different [TooFab]
Lindsay Lohan wants her own sitcom [Popbytes]
Adam Lambert got a crazy ass tattoo [Allie Is Wired]
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry might secretly have been married [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Anthony Hopkins and Helen Mirren on Hitchcock [ComingSoon]
First clip from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey [Superhero Hype]
Top 5 Revolutionary Nintendo Games [Crave Online]
$7 Cup of Coffee at Starbucks Test [Viralosity]
Gabriel Aubry won’t be charged with assault [Hollyscoop]
David Beckham loves him some cheerleaders [Splash News]
Scarlett Johansson turns weather girl [Starcrush]

Shia LaBeouf is already dating his Nymphomaniac co-star (and she looks 12) [The Superficial] Megan Fox is a MILF [Popoholic] Victoria Justice spanks Ariana Grande [Hollywood Tuna] Lucy Pinder does…

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Jennifer Lopez Is A Pure Joy To Be Around By todd November 28, 2012



Jennifer Lopez was on an United Airlines flight recently and THIS JUST NOT IN: She’s an insufferable cunt. Radar Online reports:

“I just said, ‘What can I get you to drink?’ But Jennifer refused to even acknowledge me. She turned her head away and told her personal assistant, ‘Please tell him I’d like a Diet Coke and lime,’” the flight attendant told Star. “She wouldn’t even look at me. It was sad, she seems so sweet in her movies.”…and another source who has worked with the 43-year-old star confirmed that Jen doesn’t lower herself to speak to the help. “She doesn’t speak to salespeople, restaurant or hotel staff – or flight attendants,” the insider told Star. “She only talks through her assistants.”

“Jennifer Lopez was a huge bitch to me and everyone in the room” stories have been around since Jennifer Lopez. So if you read a story about Lopez rescuing a homeless man from a burning a building or asking a doorman about his grandchildren, just expect the next story to be about her exorcism because she’s obviously possessed by some sort of demon.

Jennifer Lopez was on an United Airlines flight recently and THIS JUST NOT IN: She’s an insufferable cunt. Radar Online reports: “I just said, ‘What can I get you to…

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Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant. Again. By todd November 28, 2012



“Let’s hold up on filing those. Let’s just see how all this plays out. Let’s just see…” – CEO of Hostess

Because diet and portion control are totes lame, Jessica Simpson found an obvious loophole in effectively voiding her $3 million endorsement deal/weight loss challenge with Weight Watchers: lying perfectly still with her legs open. Us Weekly says:

Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms. “It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again,” a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson. (A rep for Simpson had no comment.)

Congrats to Jessica and Eric for almost pulling off the Irish twins, but this wasn’t planned? Did she slip and fall unfertilized egg first into some semen? Last time I checked, there was only one way to get pregnant. Unless cookie dough has a dick, I’m gonna take a wild stab and say this was planned. Unlike her meals for the week.

“Let’s hold up on filing those. Let’s just see how all this plays out. Let’s just see…” – CEO of Hostess Because diet and portion control are totes lame, Jessica…

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AnnaLynne McCord Is On Set By todd November 28, 2012



AnnaLynne McCord isn’t on here a lot, and really, why would she be? But I guess she should have thought about that before she wore this dress on the set of 90210. She’s skinny, slutty, and can’t act and that apparently seems to be CW’s entire business model. 90210 could be a porn for all I know.

AnnaLynne McCord isn’t on here a lot, and really, why would she be? But I guess she should have thought about that before she wore this dress on the set…

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Will Probably Be Batman In “Justice League” By todd November 27, 2012



At the end of The Dark Knight Rises, we learn that Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s John Blake’s real name is Robin and we see him go into the bat cave. So is he Robin or the new Batman? I was confused. Anyway, he’s apparently a mortal lock to be in the Justice League movie as…Batman. SO CONFUSING.! JoBlo reports:

Warner Bros. announcement that there will be a JUSTICE LEAGUE film in 2015 has drawn all kinds of speculation, doubt, and apprehension, as the studio has yet to successfully transition anything but Batman to the big screen with great success for decades. With next year’s MAN OF STEEL already seeing hints at “tying” the film into the framework of the JUSTICE LEAGUE film, now we’re hearing new talk, courtesy of Drew McWeeny over at Hitfix. According to McWeeny’s sources, not only is the premonition of Gordon-Levitt’s John Blake/Robin becoming the new Batman in Nolan’s Bat-verse likely, but a definite lock for JUSTICE LEAGUE…and possibly before. “Over the last couple of weeks, that speculation [that THE DARK KNIGHT will connect to the JUSTICE LEAGUE universe] seems to have turned into conversation, and that conversation seems to be solidifying into a plan. According to sources, Joseph Gordon-Levitt absolutely will be appearing in “Justice League” as the new Batman. Now here’s where things get interesting. The more insistent the drumbeat has become, the more poking around I’ve been doing, and it’s looking like we may see Gordon-Levitt in the suit earlier than that. They’re a long way from filming anything “Justice League” related, but they appear to be solidifying deals for Gordon-Levitt and, potentially, at least one other actor from the Nolan films to do… something.”….Personally, I find this to be the most intriguing rumor from the burgeoning DC Film universe. The talk of Armie Hammer as Batman was fine, but this…this is something else entirely. I think casting Gordon-Levitt as Bats in the continuing DC Film universe would not only be a smart move, but show some balls by taking a solid risk like that. And, it eliminates the need to “re-establish” Batman in another origin story. You really kill two birds with one stone and if Warner Bros. is smart, like I hope they are, they’ll turn this rumor into an official announcement.

I’m actually okay with this, but I’m more concerned on who is gonna play Wonder Woman. *puts nerd hat on* Wonder Woman was a Amazon warrior princess *takes nerd hat off*, so if they cast Zooey Deschanel or Kristen Stewart, I might burn this motherfucker down. So, please, let’s all cast Wonder Woman in the comments. GO!

btw, they already have their Superman:

At the end of The Dark Knight Rises, we learn that Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s John Blake’s real name is Robin and we see him go into the bat cave. So is…

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Jared Leto is Trying to Hypnotize You, Links By kathy November 27, 2012



Gavin Rossdale is banging the nanny [The Superficial]
Rachel Bilson is not impressed [Popoholic]
Jennifer Lawrence makes wet suits look sexy [Hollywood Tuna]
Lacey Chabert‘s boobs are in Slightly Single [MyEx]
Paz De La Huerta flashed everyone in a parking lot (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jaleel White is 36 [Dlisted]
Tyra Banks looks different in Cosmo (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Chris Brown‘s fans are sending Jenny Johnson death threats [Celebuzz]
Shia LeBeouf is single [Celebitchy]
Cameron Diaz upskirt (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
The Onion Fools A North Korean Newspaper When It Named Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive 2012′ [COED Magazine]
The 12 Days of Christmas Shopping [College Humor]
Mind blowing Taiwanese magician [The Chive]
Supermodels strip for Vogue Spain (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Doutzen Kroes is growing on me [Moe Jackson]
Ashely Judd wants to run for office one day [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan is sad everyone hated Liz & Dick [The Blemish]
Angus T. Jones hasn’t been fired for bashing his show [Evil Beet Gossip]
Anna Nicole Smith‘s daughter is already modeling [Amy Gindhouse]
Here’s Scarlett Johansson with her new French boyfriend [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr is out and about [Egotastic]
Jessica Simpson‘s diet really worked [Cityrag]
Britney Spears got a ner puppy [Popcrush]
A study found porn actresses have high self esteem [Film Drunk]
Henry Cavill wouldn’t say no to 50 Shades of Grey [TooFab]
Justin Bieber got booed [Popbytes]
Rihanna’s uncensored album cover leaked [Allie Is Wired]
Anna Trebunskaya is in a bikini [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Hammer of the Gods has a poster [ComingSoon]
The New West has a writer [Superhero Hype]
André 3000 is sorry [Crave Online]
Man Survives Fall, Tries It Again [Viralosity]
Cory and Topanga are returning for the Boy Meets World sequel [Hollyscoop]
AnnaLynne McCord is on set [Splash News]
Your dumb celebrity quote of the day [Starcrush]

Gavin Rossdale is banging the nanny [The Superficial] Rachel Bilson is not impressed [Popoholic] Jennifer Lawrence makes wet suits look sexy [Hollywood Tuna] Lacey Chabert‘s boobs are in Slightly Single…

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Ashlee Simpson Is Single By todd November 27, 2012



Page Six made us all remember that Ashlee Simpson still exists today, because apparently her and her boyfriend, Lucky Luciano, broke up over Thanksgiving. Page Six reports:

Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend, “Boardwalk Empire” star Vincent Piazza, have split after nearly 1 1/2 years of dating, Page Six has exclusively learned. The singer and Piazza broke up over the Thanksgiving holiday, sources tell us, after his burgeoning career kept them apart. One source told us, “Vincent has been working a lot, so he hasn’t been able to spend as much time with Ashlee, which has caused some problems. It was a mutual agreement to split, but things have been bumpy for a little while, so perhaps they might reconcile.

Vincent Piazza is on one of the best shows to ever air on HBO and Ashlee Simpson is on her parent’s insurance, so it’s not hard to see why they broke up. No information on why they broke up over Thanksgiving, but IDLYITW’s secret sources tell me that it was because Joe Simpson was in biker shorts and a boa pretending to give a turkey leg a blow job.

Page Six made us all remember that Ashlee Simpson still exists today, because apparently her and her boyfriend, Lucky Luciano, broke up over Thanksgiving. Page Six reports: Ashlee Simpson and…

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Erin Andrews Has An Okay Instagram By todd November 27, 2012



Not that there’s a lot of competition, but Erin Andrews is probably the hottest sports reporter on television. And by law, she’s required to have an Instagram because of said hotness. However, she posts pics like this of herself in a tight dress against a wall. With a bald guy photobomb. Hopefully she’ll post something in a bikini or a bra, because if you secretly try to film her in a towel she’ll sue you. C’mon, Erin. Why you gotta be like dat, baby?

Not that there’s a lot of competition, but Erin Andrews is probably the hottest sports reporter on television. And by law, she’s required to have an Instagram because of said…

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Gabriel Aubry Isn’t So Pretty Now By todd November 27, 2012




As we talked about yesterday, Halle Berry‘s fiance and former golden glove, Olivier Martinez, beat the shit out of Gabriel Aubry after Aubry took a swing at Martinez and missed. Here’s what his face looks like now. I’m hoping Jenny Johnson will put her trolling skills to work and reply to every one of Oliver Martinez’s tweets for three years to try to bait him into a reaction so she can act surprised and victimized when he does, but Olivier Martinez isn’t really that famous and doesn’t have a Twitter, so it’s probably not worth it because it won’t get her trending. You really dodged that bullet, Oliver.

As we talked about yesterday, Halle Berry‘s fiance and former golden glove, Olivier Martinez, beat the shit out of Gabriel Aubry after Aubry took a swing at Martinez and missed….

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Charlize Theron Looks Different By todd November 26, 2012



Without question, Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood and possibly Earth, so if you were ever wondering how important long, blonde hair is, here she is in Capetown over the weekend. (HINT: It’s very important).

Without question, Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood and possibly Earth, so if you were ever wondering how important long, blonde hair is, here she…

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