Lindsay’s Day Keeps Getting Better



At 4:00am this morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault after she punched a woman in the face at a NYC nightclub. Then in a different time zone, Lindsay is being charged for 3 OTHER DIFFERENT THINGS IN CALIFORNIA. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the Santa Monica City Attorney will charge Lindsay TODAY with 3 CRIMES in connection with her car accident last June on Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica. After ramming her Porsche into a big rig, she lied to cops, telling them she was the passenger in the car when in fact she was the driver.

Lindsay will be charged with:
– giving false information to a peace officer … punishable by up to 6 months in jail.
– obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty … punishable by 1 year in jail.
– reckless driving … punishable by 90 days in jail.

As we first reported, when Lindsay is arraigned in L.A. — probably next week — the judge will revoke her probation in the jewelry heist case and set a hearing to determine if she will go to jail for a long period of time. One of the conditions of probation is that Lindsay must obey all laws. Speaking of which … her arrest this morning in NYC for assault (crime #4) could end up triggering a second reason to revoke her probation.

You may be thinking to yourself, “There’s no way Lindsay can get out of this shit. She’s going to jail.” But, of course you will be wrong. Lindsay never goes to jail. “Lindsay Lohan is my constant”. Go ahead an get that t-shirt made.

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By todd, November 29, 2012 20 comments