Page Six made us all remember that Ashlee Simpson still exists today, because apparently her and her boyfriend, Lucky Luciano, broke up over Thanksgiving. Page Six reports:
Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend, “Boardwalk Empire” star Vincent Piazza, have split after nearly 1 1/2 years of dating, Page Six has exclusively learned. The singer and Piazza broke up over the Thanksgiving holiday, sources tell us, after his burgeoning career kept them apart. One source told us, “Vincent has been working a lot, so he hasn’t been able to spend as much time with Ashlee, which has caused some problems. It was a mutual agreement to split, but things have been bumpy for a little while, so perhaps they might reconcile.
Vincent Piazza is on one of the best shows to ever air on HBO and Ashlee Simpson is on her parent’s insurance, so it’s not hard to see why they broke up. No information on why they broke up over Thanksgiving, but IDLYITW’s secret sources tell me that it was because Joe Simpson was in biker shorts and a boa pretending to give a turkey leg a blow job.