Celebrities are stupid, and they get exponentially stupid when they have kids and have to pick out names. With that in mind, Uma Thurman gave birth to a girl on July 15th but just released the name yesterday. Probably because it took that long to write it out. Us Magazine reports:
“I would like to announce Uma and Arki’s daughter’s name for the first time officially: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, better known to family and friends as Luna,” the actress’ rep Gabrielle Kachman tells Us Weekly.
“Better known as Luna”? Where the fuck do we get “Luna” from that? Shoudn’t she be better known as “RAAAFT-B”? Maybe not. That sounds like the lifeboat they put black people on when the Titanic sank.