Happy Halloween, Links By kathy October 31, 2012



Did someone say new Star Wars movies? [The Superficial]
Sofia Vergara manages to make K-Mart look hot [Popoholic]
Izabel Goulart‘s body is insane [Hollywood Tuna]
Sara Underwood in Halloween costumes. Good lord. [MyEx]
More Alessandra Ambrosio Halloween pictures (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Vanilla Ice is 45 [Dlisted]
Rosie Huntington-Whitley has side-boob (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kate Moss never did heroin [Celebuzz]
Zoe Saldana gets ugly to play Nina Simone [Celebitchy]
Olga Kurylenko is in a bikini (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
How to use your bookcases to hid guns [COED Magazine]
6 Real Life Horror Movie Posters [College Humor]
15 little-known facts about Poltergeist [The Chive]
Nicole Scherzinger is an Ultimate Woman [Moe Jackson]
Joe Simpson‘s 21 year old model boyfriend might just be using him to get famous – shocking! [Celebslam]
Taylor Swift probably has a new boyfriend already [The Blemish]
Levi Johnston got married to one of his baby mamas [Evil Beet Gossip]
Everyone bought Taylor Swift‘s album [Amy Gindhouse]
Katy Perry ran into her ex [Lainey Gossip]
Some Ashley Greene, just because [Egotastic]
40 homemade cat costumes [Cityrag]
A new Twilight clip is out. Yay. [Film Drunk]
Miley Cyrus was Nicki Minaj for Halloween [TooFab]
Jessica Simpson lost 60 pounds in 5 months [Popbytes]
Coco went out in the hurricane [Allie Is Wired]
Willow Smith is 12 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
There won’t be a two part Bond film [ComingSoon]
The 7 best Bond gadgets [Superhero Hype]
The Lakers are sad [Crave Online]
Are you ready for Movember? [Viralosity]
Brad Pitt donated $100,000 for marriage equality [Hollyscoop]
Christina Milian tries to stay relevant [Splash News]

Did someone say new Star Wars movies? [The Superficial] Sofia Vergara manages to make K-Mart look hot [Popoholic] Izabel Goulart‘s body is insane [Hollywood Tuna] Sara Underwood in Halloween costumes….

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Gene Hackman Slapped A Homeless Guy By todd October 31, 2012



Long story short, Gene Hackman is 82. A homeless guy called Gene Hackman’s wife a cunt. Gene Hackman proceeded to open slap the homeless guy. Homeless guy tried to press charges. Police laugh. E! Online reports:

The 82-year-old Oscar winner admitted to slapping a homeless man across the face this afternoon, saying the guy approached him and his wife, Betsy, in a menacing manner and called Betsy a derogatory name, Santa Fe, N.M., police confirm to E! News. Sgt. Andrea Dobyns told E! that the man on the receiving end of the slap called authorities at around 1:30 p.m. to report that he had been beaten up by Gene Hackman. The Unforgiven star told police that the man approached him and Betsy in a very aggressive manner, called his wife a nasty name (TMZ hears it was the C-word) and otherwise made them fear for their saftey. The man got into his face, according to Hackman, and he hit him, “more like a slap than a punch,” Dobyns said. Hackman seems to have recovered his strength since being hit by a car while riding his bike. The guy had no visible injuries and no one was arrested or cited for the altercation. “It looked like Mr. Hackman did this purely out of self-defense to protect himself and his wife,” said Dobyns

Gene Hackman is a crazy old man, because there was no need to slap this homeless man. He should have done the honorable thing and offered him a Happy Meal and $200 to hunt him on a private island. Based on movies that I’ve seen, that looks like it would be pretty fun.

Long story short, Gene Hackman is 82. A homeless guy called Gene Hackman’s wife a cunt. Gene Hackman proceeded to open slap the homeless guy. Homeless guy tried to press…
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Joe Simpson’s Gay Prostitute Is Giving Interviews Now By todd October 31, 2012



“Oh, haaaayyyyy.” – Joe Simpson

As you already know, Joe Simpson is a youth pastor who has devoted his life to God and his family. Hahaha, I meant he trolls and pays for gay sex with male prostitutes named “Joey”. Radar Online reports:

The explosive bombshell comes from the National Enquirer, who spoke with 32-year-old Joey Anderson, a New York City-based male escort who passed a polygraph test recounting a steamy three-hour tryst with Joe at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in May. “Over the course of two hours or so, we rolled around, kissed and gave each other oral,” Joey told the Enquirer. “We’d take breathers and then start up all over again. He seemed to have an insatiable appetite for sex and never really appeared tired.” The former Baptist minister was “very much pleased” with the session, according to Joey, and paid him $600 “for my time, not for sexual services.”

So, good luck not thinking about Joe Simpson on the floor blowing some dude for $600. Happy Halloween, everyone!

“Oh, haaaayyyyy.” – Joe Simpson As you already know, Joe Simpson is a youth pastor who has devoted his life to God and his family. Hahaha, I meant he trolls…

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Cee Lo Might Have Sexually Assaulted A Chick By todd October 31, 2012



Cee Lo has a gigantic head and looks like a comic book villain/child molester, but apparently he likes grown women. He likes them so much that the LAPD has launched an investigation about it. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us … a woman recently filed a police report with the LAPD, accusing “The Voice” judge – real name Thomas DeCarlo Callaway — of a sexual assault. Our sources say detectives have already visited a restaurant in Downtown Los Angeles in connection with the case and questioned several employees, including the manager. We do not know if the alleged incident occurred at the restaurant. The LAPD is mum on the identity of the alleged victim, when and where the incident allegedly occurred, and what Cee Lo allegedly did. Cee Lo tells TMZ he categorically denies ANY wrongdoing. In fact, the singer says he hasn’t been to the restaurant in question in 3 months … and insists, “Nothing ever happened there or anywhere else.”

I’m not trying to take sides here, but this alleged assault happened in a restaurant. I mean, did Cee Lo bite this chick’s hand when she tried to take his plate? This whole thing seems like a big misunderstanding to me.

Cee Lo has a gigantic head and looks like a comic book villain/child molester, but apparently he likes grown women. He likes them so much that the LAPD has launched…

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Gov. Chris Christie Will Never Be Allowed On FOX News Again By todd October 30, 2012


Gov. Chris Christie was on Fox News today. It was probably his last time. The only way this video could be more epic is if it was directed by Peter Jackson.

Gov. Chris Christie was on Fox News today. It was probably his last time. The only way this video could be more epic is if it was directed by Peter…

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Adam Levine Will Kick Your Ass If You Call Christina Aguilera Fat By todd October 30, 2012



Adam Levine and his band sing very heterosexual and very topical songs about payphones and 69-year old bisexual British guys, so everyone should probably back off from calling Christina Aguilera fat. Because a guy who judges a karaoke competition by spinning around in a chair will totally kick your ass. E! Online reports:

“People shouldn’t say those kinds of things because, f–k you. It’s like, come on guys, grow up,” Levine, 33, told reporters at a Friday Q&A in New York City when asked about the knocks the 31-year-old songbird has taken over her curvy figure. “The one thing about the culture right now—celebrity culture particularly—that is so ugly is [that] people feel like they can just say nasty things about other people…she gets a lot of it,” Levine added. “It pisses me off. Of course I have her back, of course I defend her.”

Our celebrity culture also includes Maroon 5 and The Voice, so let’s not get too carried away with righteous indignation there, Adam. How about you get another tattoo and listen to more Jamiroquai. We’ll keep calling Christina Aguilera fat. Thanks.

Adam Levine and his band sing very heterosexual and very topical songs about payphones and 69-year old bisexual British guys, so everyone should probably back off from calling Christina Aguilera…

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It’s Sophie Turner Again By todd October 30, 2012

Sophie Turner posted another pic of her Halloween costume yesterday, so I think I’m contractually obligated to post that picture here. My boss just told me I wasn’t, but he’s lied to me before. He told me I wasn’t handsome once.

Sophie Turner posted another pic of her Halloween costume yesterday, so I think I’m contractually obligated to post that picture here. My boss just told me I wasn’t, but he’s…

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Octomom Is In Rehab By todd October 30, 2012



Well, I mean, at least it’s not porn, right? TMZ reports:

A rep for Octomom tells us … Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California over the weekend after acknowledging she’s become dependent on Xanax … an anti-anxiety drug … which she began taking to “deal with stress.” Suleman’s rep tells us, “Nadya wanted to get off the Xanax she was prescribed by her doctor and learn to deal with her stress, exhaustion and anxiety with professional help with a team of doctors. Nadya wanted to deal with her issues and make sure she is the best mother she can be.” TMZ has obtained photos of Nadya on her way to the treatment center (above). As for the kids … we’re told Nadya is using 3 nannies and 2 friends to divvy up the child care duties. She also has a driver to take the kids to and from school.

Say what you want about this dumbass, but if I had 14 kids, I’d probably need some prescriptions, too. At this point, based on what you hear on the news, I think she deserves a gold star for not drowning them yet. Or ever worse, letting the Duggars adopt them.

Well, I mean, at least it’s not porn, right? TMZ reports: A rep for Octomom tells us … Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern…

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Jennifer Aniston Has Cleavage By todd October 30, 2012



Sitting next to Cameron Diaz would make anybody look better, so congratulations to Jennifer Aniston to sitting next to Cameron Diaz while and having her rack hanging out at the same time. The only way she could look any better is if we didn’t know she was 43.

Sitting next to Cameron Diaz would make anybody look better, so congratulations to Jennifer Aniston to sitting next to Cameron Diaz while and having her rack hanging out at the…

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Jessica White Can Help By todd October 30, 2012



If you’re watching the news this morning, you’ll see that Lindsay Lohan’s positive vibes must have got stuck in traffic on the way to NYC and New Jersey, so here’s Jessica White at the 1st Annual Lingerie Halloween Party to make all of those with electricity feel better. Our thoughts and prayers are with those who have suffe…wait, 1st Annual Lingerie Halloween Party? Those cancer races have been going on for a while, but this is the first lingerie Halloween party we’ve ever had? That can’t be right. Why is the world so negative?

If you’re watching the news this morning, you’ll see that Lindsay Lohan’s positive vibes must have got stuck in traffic on the way to NYC and New Jersey, so here’s…

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