Since Kim Kardashian is fat, she wore this bikini yesterday. And since she’s an attention whore, she called the paparazzi to follow her around so she could “OMG KIM KARDASHIAN FLASHES HER FLAWLESS BIKINI BODY” on People and HuffPost Celebrity. Although I’m not exactly sure what’s flawless about a 31-year old porn star whose been divorced twice wearing a jetski tarp. I guess the only good thing here is that she’ll be 32 next month. So we only have at least three more years until she’s doing Activia commercials.