Kristen Stewart Is Still Whining



“Haha, sorry. Semen.”

For some unexplainable reason, Kristen Stewart has achieved international fame and convinced Hollywood she’s an actress by only being able to blink once for yes and twice for no, but in every single interview she bitches and complains about having to be rich and recognized on the street because teenage girls and single women have bad taste in movies. Like she does in the October issue of British Vogue. People (via British Vogue)

I know if you haven’t thought about how you want to present a very packaged idea of yourself, it can seem like you lack ambition”…”But, dude, honestly? I can’t. People expect it to be easy because there you are, out there, doing the thing you want and making lots of money out of it.” “But, you know, I’m not that smooth. I can get clumsy around certain people. Like if I were to sit down and think, ‘Okay, I’m really famous, how am I going to conduct myself in public?’ I wouldn’t know who that person would be!” she continues. “It would be a lot easier if I could, but I can’t.”

Man, I know. Being famous is hard. If only science had developed some sort of medication you could get from a psychiatrist to help with social anxiety. You’d think in 2012 somebody would have come up with something like that by now. But apparently sucking a married guy’s cock in a parked car is pretty easy to do without medication. It’s also pretty easy to kill your girlfriend and dress up in her clothes when you’re on medication, so who’s to say what’s the best thing to do is here. I’m probably not the best person to give medical advice.

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