Seemingly every celebrity gets arrested for possession in Texas, so Fiona Apple thought it would be a good idea to ride through in a weed bus. Cool. TMZ reports:
Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Texas yesterday … after authorities claim they found hashish on the “Criminal” singer’s tour bus … TMZ has learned. It all went down in Sierra Blanca, TX — where stars like Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and Armie Hammer have all been arrested for drugs in the past. But apparently, Apple didn’t learn from their mistakes … and when her bus was stopped for inspection, cops turned up the hash — a strong form of cannabis. The 35-year-old singer was arrested for possession and is currently being held at Hudspeth County Jail.
To be honest, I always thought Fiona Apple would eventually get arrested for heroin one day solely based on how she looks and her pretentiously long album titles. And up until recently, I always thought I looked good in yellow. So to recap, I’m wrong a lot.