Sophia Bush walked around Beverly Hills in these short shorts yesterday, proving once again she’s probably the most adorable thing in Hollywood. I bet her vagina tastes like candy. She should pass it out for Halloween.
Aubrey O’Day‘s breasts are still making videos [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde‘s dress distracts from her jawline [Popoholic]
Lucy Pinder is selling you lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
The living are not enough to satisfy Ke$ha‘s needs, so she had sex with a ghost [MyEx]
Jessica Gomes is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Leann Rimes left “rehab,” looks different [Dlisted]
Kelly Brook in FHM France (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
7 former child actors who prove you don’t have the go the Lindsay route [Celebuzz]
Taylor Swift might elope with a guy who is still in high school [Celebitchy]
How time travel works in Hollywood [COED Magazine]
The news feed history of the world: August 2012 [College Humor]
40 photos that prove health and (more…)
AnnaLynne MCord hosted the Life Is Love event in L.A. last week for the Somaly Mam Foundation, and organization that seeks to end human slavery and human trafficking. Then she made a speech. Way to bring the room down, AnnaLynne! Us Magazine reports:
“I had a very similar experience to what these girls go through 20 times a night,” she said of the victimized young women and girls the foundation aims to help. “It happened to me once by somebody that I knew, and it is a very interesting thing to feel that you do not have the voice to say ‘no.’ It wasn’t an attack or anything like that — I just had no voice. I did not know how to say, ‘I don’t want this. Please do not do this to me.'” McCord explained that “it was a situation where I found myself in my own home being hospitable, and that hospitality was taken advantage of at an extreme level. I did not have a voice, and now I do, and I’m practicing using my voice for others. Finally I can say I was taken advantage of — not from my own shame that I did something to deserve that — and now I can have a clear conscience.”
AnnaLynne didn’t say who dated raped her, but it’s should be pretty obvious to everyone that it was either Tom Hanks or Ryan Gosling.
Yesterday, we learned again that meth is bad when actor Johnny Lewis killed his landlord and her cat, beat two dudes with a board, then fell from a roof to his death. YOLO or something like that. He had some bad thetans apparently. Radar Online reports:
The troubled 28-year-old is listed on numerous websites, message boards and blogs as being a member of the controversial religion followed by the likes of Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley. Ironically one Scientology blogger, who says his daughter did much of her early religious training with Lewis, lists him in a category dedicated to the “Celebrities who use Scientology and Dianetics to help them live happy and successful lives” following a speech the troubled star gave crediting the religion.
So extreme Muslims fly planes into buildings and hate women, extreme Christians bomb abortion clinics and hate women, and extreme Scientologists are mostly just weirdos who like to file lawsuits and feed their sick kids niacin. But I think L. Ron Hubbard would be proud that Johnny Miller didn’t go see a psychiatrist. It’s obvious that someone who tortures a cat doesn’t have any psychological issues. None at all.
I have no idea who David Hill is, but he tweeted a picture of Brooke Shields smoking weed with H.R. from Bad Brains in the late 80’s or early 90’s. And to think, she’s still working and has never dismembered her landlord’s cat or fell off a roof to her death. Weird. Because isn’t marijuana a gateway drug? She must be immune to its effects.
Johnny Lewis, 28, an actor who had roles in Sons Of Anarchy and The O.C., killed an 81-year old woman in her Los Feliz home, beat some dudes with a 2×4, then climbed on the roof where he fell off and died. Meth doesn’t give you wings. TMZ reports:
According to our law enforcement sources, 28-year-old Lewis was found in a driveway Wednesday morning in the Los Feliz neighborhood — and the elderly woman who owned the home was found dead inside … the victim of a homicide. Investigators say they believe Lewis beat the woman to death. According to multiple reports, neighbors heard the 81-year-old woman screaming … and then saw a young man outside her home attack 2 other people with a piece of wood … before he climbed onto the roof and fell to his death. Lewis was renting a room from the 81-year-old victim. Law enforcement sources tell us Lewis is the sole suspect in the woman’s murder, and they are not looking for other possible suspects….Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops believe Johnny was on drugs– either PCP or meth — at the time he allegedly killed a woman and then fell to his death. Sources tell us … after allegedly killing the 81-year-old woman, Johnny had fought with two men for 3 to 4 minutes … hurting at least one of them. We’re told Johnny initially used a 2×4 to attack the men … and then used his bare hands. Law enforcement sources say the men he fought with say Johnny showed “super-human strength” and was “phenomenally strong.” We’re told Johnny tried to break into the house of one of the men … and it took 3 people to hold him back.
Oh, he also dated Katy Perry. I wonder if there’s any correlation. Radar Online reports:
Katy and Johnny were an item from 2005 to 2006 before she shot to fame as a singing sensation. They often walked red carpets together, and RadarOnline.com has a photograph of them together at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas on December 6, 2005.
Holy shit. Meth gives you superhuman strength? Why didn’t anybody tell me. I wasn’t sure how my Superman costume would go over at this year’s Halloween Party, but now I’m sure to win! Thanks, dumbass actor dude!
UPDATE: He also apparently killed a cat.
Ashton Kutcher spent part of his time with Demi Moore banging strippers in Vegas and now he’s all over town with Mila Kunis, but it’s been almost a year since they split and Demi Moore has yet to file for divorce. Man, that’s weird. I wonder why? Radar Online reports:
As we previously reported, sources close to the couple have speculated that their Kabbalah wedding was just a symbolic ceremony and not a legal marriage, and her actions now seem to back up those claims. After Ashton was caught cheating on Demi on their sixth wedding anniversary they separated, and in November 2011 she released a statement announcing the “end of their marriage” but she has never filed for divorce from him.
Is everything about Kabbalah symbolic? What is that red string bullshit about? I mean, if you’re gonna go through with a ceremony, not make it legit? Like at the end of Star Wars and everybody got a medal but Chewbacca. Did he get a symbolic medal? Seems pretty racist to me.
Katie Holmes keeps calling Joshua Jackson [The Superficial]
Kate Gosselin beats her kids with a wooden spoon and “seriously thought about injuring a child” [MyEx]
Olivia Wilde grew some cleavage [Popoholic]
Ali Landry has great taste in bikinis [Hollywood Tuna]
Sarah Harding upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Time to play guess the Blind Items [Dlisted]
Kelly Osbourne got a $250,000 manicure [Celebuzz]
Robert Pattison might be bad in bed [Celebitchy]
Zoe Kazan got naked on the set of The F Word (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Put the guns down, everyone. There is no bacon shortage [COED Magazine]
7 political sex moves [College Humor]
If classic TV shows and movies were re-shot today [The Chive]
Kristin Cavallari could give Hilary Duff some tips [Moe Jackson]
Kirstie Alley is proof that Scientology superpowers cannot make you attractive [Celebslam]
Are we supposed to believe Kristen Stewart is hot? [Evil Beet Gossip]
Dina Lohan is giving out parenting advice now [Amy Gindhouse]
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 will be better [Egotastic]
Nicki Minaj‘s swear words make children cry [Popcrush]
An awesome confused Bruce Willis supercut [Film Drunk]
The first Dancing with the Stars elimination was… [TooFab]
Daniel Radcliffe fell off the wagon, hard [Allie Is Wired]
Gwyneth Paltrow is 40 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Paranormal Activity 4 has a trailer [ComingSoon]
Fans are already going to extreme lengths for Ant-Man [Superhero Hype]
4 sexy girls men wish weren’t sexy [Crave Online]
Models destroying office furniture, because why not? [Viralosity]
Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis dead, murder suspect [Hollyscoop]
Happy Days star Erin Moran is homeless [Splash News]
Damn. This chick must give better head than a Guinness. Us Magazine reports:
Now that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are done making up, they’re back to shacking up! “They are living together and have reconciled,” an insider tells Us Weekly in the new issue, on stands Friday. As Us revealed last week, Pattinson, 26, and his estranged love recently “had a dramatic makeup.” But a source tells Us the British hunk “is extra-sensitive right now. He’s insecure.”
Based on what I read on the Internet from pre-teen girls and single women in their 30’s, Robert Pattinson could walk down the street and have his choice of vagina. Instead, he spends his nights wiping his tears with Kristen Stewart’s hair and not allowing her to love the room without making her say she loves him. Fuck, no wonder all the chicks in England date black dudes or brown soccer players. I would worry about Robert Pattinson reading this, but he’s probably making a shadowbox to put the napkin in that Kristen Stewart used last night.