Oh Carrie Underwood… I would never hurt you



Carrie Underwood hit Rockefeller Plaza this week in NYC as a part of the Today Show’s Summer Toyota Concert Series. I know I’m dating myself, but seriously, who could treat this girl so bad she would destroy his truck?! A truck in the world of country music hicksville is like an fuckin Maybach in the real world!

Carrie, once your hockey-playing husband Mike Fisher is done losing the only teeth he has left, consider me before you drop all that coin on dentures. Just in maintenance alone that’s gotta be a bitch. And the mornings with the old man mouth… Call me.

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