Ahh all of us here in Los Angeles can breathe a long-awaited sigh of relief. Ryan Lochte is back from the Olympics to fully restore the douche count in Hollywood! It’s been tough while he was away. Lochte landed at LAX today and he’s headed straight back to camera work. The cerebral swimmer is set to guest star on an upcoming episode of 90210, playing himself of course. Phew, that could still be tough.
While on The Today Show, Lochte also voiced interest in doing reality television. All I know is, it’s good to see he’s classin’ it up now that he’s back in the states.
USA, USA, USA!
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Carrie Underwood hit Rockefeller Plaza this week in NYC as a part of the Today Show’s Summer Toyota Concert Series. I know I’m dating myself, but seriously, who could treat this girl so bad she would destroy his truck?! A truck in the world of country music hicksville is like an fuckin Maybach in the real world!
Carrie, once your hockey-playing husband Mike Fisher is done losing the only teeth he has left, consider me before you drop all that coin on dentures. Just in maintenance alone that’s gotta be a bitch. And the mornings with the old man mouth… Call me.
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Lets be honest nobody gives a shit about 98% of the crap that takes place at the Olympics. Some prudish twat won a gold medal for something called Dressage. I thought she took daddy’s black card to Harrod’s and out spent the competing field but no….she won a gold medal for making her fucking pony dance. As a consolation prize I award you with another dancing pony representing Germany- Micaela Schaefer.
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It seems like women’s beach volleyball is mostly screaming and hugging. Minus the crying, this is so much like sex for me that I was turned on watching it. Also, the semi-final between the US team with the tramp-stamp and China’s answer to DAT ASS, Xue Chen piqued my interest. And by interest, I mean penis.
All pictures from Getty Images.
I, like you, was tired of seeing that dude on the site so I grabbed some pictures of chicks in bikinis. I know you’ve come to expect tits from this site so in some small way, this is my attempt to help for the time being.
While it’s not the cream of the crop in chic pics, I hope there’s a little something for everybody.
Note: I’m not THAT Dave.
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