You have to give new moms a pass. Most of them are too busy dealing with the tiny, projectile vomiting human in their life to make it to the gym everyday. And that’s fine, even when that new mom is a celebrity and 90% of their job description is “look hot.” But Hilary Duff is really starting to test my patience. Because if you haven’t lost the weight yet, don’t go out in cutoff shorts. You know you’re going to get photographed and thousands of people are going to call you fat. You also might give a few of them ideas. So help me God, if Jessica Simpson points to this photo as a reason to get out the daisy dukes even a day too early, I will hunt you down and hurt you, Duff.