Sage Stallone Was Dead For A Week Before He Was Found

As you might have already heard, Sylvester Stallone’s son, Sage Moonblood Stallone, was found dead this weekend from the standard PR “accidental overdose”. And apparently he had a lot of friends because he was probably dead for a week before he was found. TMZ reports:

Sage Stallone was dead in his room for a minimum of 3-4 days and possibly as long as a week … this according to law enforcement sources connected with the case. Our sources tell TMZ … Sage “lived like Howard Hughes” … he often spent days in his room which was “littered with junk,” including an enormous number of cigarette butts, beer and soda cans, and food. We’re told there were two drawers filled with various pill bottles, some of which were “huge.” Our sources say Sage was living like a hermit … no one had spoken with him since a week ago Friday. Although the housekeeper had been there earlier this week, she had specific ongoing instructions never to enter Sage’s room. In fact, we’re told the housekeeper was told to never even knock at the door. One law enforcement source called the room “disgusting,” saying it reeked of various smells. We’re told Sage’s mother called the housekeeper yesterday after being unable to reach him, asking her to stop by and check on him. That’s when she discovered the body.

I was once volunteered (thanks, Mom) to help pack up my cousin’s house after his dumbass overdosed on heroin and sat dead on his couch for a week, and all you have to do is think of the worst thing you’ve ever smelled in your life then multiply it by a billion. You could smell it from the street. So I guess what I’m saying is that sucks for the housekeeper. But if my name was SAGE MOONBLOOD, I’d probably think I was immortal, so who knows what happened here. Maybe Rocky 7 will expound more on this story.