Kris Jenner Is Queen Whore



I know it might be hard to believe that a woman who lied to her own daughter about who her father was for her whole life then forced her other daughter to make a sex tape then whored out her other two daughters as soon as she smelled menstrual blood would cheat on her husband, but surprise, Kris Jenner is having an affair with Todd Waterman. You know, the same guy she was banging while still married to Robert Kardashian. Radar Online reports:

The couple’s 21-year marriage is on the verge of collapse after Bruce caught the momager earlier this year cozying up to boy toy Todd Waterman, whom she had an affair with while she was married to the late Robert Kardashian, and old wounds are about to be reopened, the National Enquirer reports exclusively in its new issues. The 62-year-old Olympic champion was devastated when he walked in on his wife composing an email to her ex, but what he doesn’t know is that she went as far as meeting up with him for a romantic rendezvous, and you can see a photo of Kris and Todd in a clandestine hug in the Enquirer’s new issue. “Kris told no one, but she did go out with Todd, and it was an electrifying date,” said an insider. “Kris walked out of the restaurant where they’d met looking like the cat that ate the canary. It’s so obvious that she still carries a torch for him.” After being busted signing an “xoxo” to Waterman, Kris made lame excuses claiming she needed final closure, but her hubby wasn’t buying it and stormed out. “He believes, ‘Once a cheater, always a cheater.’ I don’t think he can believe that Kris has had the audacity to keep it up with Todd when their marriage is on the line,” explained the friend. “Cheating is a deal breaker for him, so their marriage is teetering on the edge.”

The entire family are nothing more than a bunch vile, money hungry cunts who would suck a giraffe’s dick during the Super Bowl halftime show if they thought they could get a check or a new plotline, and it all starts with Kris Jenner. Ryan Seacrest and E! have no shame promoting this family as hard-working, businesswomen, but it really doesn’t take that much work to lay on your back and get pregnant or fucked on camera by every dick that can put money in your bank account. The best possible thing that could have happened to Robert Kardashian was to have died from cancer, because I’m pretty sure he would have blown his fucking brains out a long time ago knowing what his daughters and his bitch ass son have become. The only one that seems remotely genuine is Khloe, but she doesn’t get a pass because she’s a willing participant. Kris Jenner is evil. There’s really no other way to say it. And if Bruce Jenner can take some of that Wheaties money to build a Emasculation Reversal Machine and find the balls to cut this bitch’s head off, I think the America and the ghost of Nicole Simpson would rest a lot easier.

Note: Haha, it’s always a “Todd”.

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By todd, July 11, 2012 16 comments