Me: I just realized you kinda look like Lea Michele Jess: You’ve mentioned that to me before, and I still want to choke you out for it
If you want me to watch a subversive and ridiculously heavy-handed show about gay acceptance with shitty music, you should at least have multiple hot chicks on the show. And please, if you watch Glee for “the hot girls”, you should probably be real with yourself as to to why you watch the show, you prancing queer. Anyway, Lea Michele was a Comic-Con this weekend, and if she could stop being photographed this close to the camera I would appreciate it. Because, what the fuck is up with her nose? I’d only ask for her number in case I needed help finding a bowl of Froot Loops.