I have no idea why people think I just want to bang Ashley Greene, because it’s much more than that. I want to hold her hand and tell her that she’s a brilliant actress. I want us to go on a picnic and feed ducks with our bread we made together. I want to skip rocks on a lake and brush her hair behind her ear. I want to cuddle on the couch and watch movies. I want to cook her breakfast in bed, and tell her she’s beautiful. Then, you know, fuck her in the ass at some point.