I met Amanda Seyfried in Village Idiot once, and surprisingly, the camera doesn’t add 10 inches to her eyes. They’re big as fuck. But enough about that. She’s in short shorts and bending over. Since she’s part owl, her head might be able to turn all the way around, so that would be creepy I guess. I bet you’re saying to yourself, “But, Todd! She’s as white as Emma Stone! You’re a hypocrite!”. Yes, that might be true. But please keep in mind that Amanda Seyfried has huge tits.