Scout Willis Seems Fun



So, this whole co-parenting thing seems to be working out well. New York Daily News reports:

Scout Willis, the 20-year-old daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was busted for allegedly drinking a beer in Union Square and giving cops a fake ID, the Daily News has learned. The Brown University student was released without bail Tuesday and ordered to return to Manhattan Criminal Court on July 31. The celebrity spawn was nabbed just before 7 p.m. Monday by a transit cop who spotted her with an 8-ounce Pakistani beer, according to court papers. She gave the officer a New York ID card with the name Katherine Kelly, but the cop didn’t fall for it. After she was questioned further, Willis brought out her real California ID. “My name is Scout Willis,” she told the officer, according to the criminal complaint. “The first ID isn’t mine. My friend gave it to me. I don’t know Katherine Kelly.” The wannabe singer was charged with criminal impersonation and breaking the open container law, both misdemeanors.

Whatever. The whole family is on whip-its and likes to drink, but goddamn it would take a lot bath salts to get through this bitch’s face. There’s a serial killer reading this right now and thinking about using her skull as a coffee table. “It’d tie the whole room together,” he might be say.

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