Ridley Scott‘s new alien/robot/space film premiered in London last night and Michael Fassbender turned up looking a bit rough. With that in mind, I probably should have lead this post with a picture of Charlize Theron looking smoking hot, but like our friends over at Celebitchy I have an huge obsession with this man. You get enough hot women on this site; let’s take a minute to look into Fassy’s eyes. Then let’s think about how his current girlfriend obviously isn’t good enough since she let him leave the house looking like this. It’s okay, Fassy. Once you’re with me we can burn that stupid textured tie together. Right after all the sex.