This Probably Wasn’t The Best Idea By todd June 27, 2012



Because she cured racism in her last movie and since inner city, underprivileged kids will surely be the first in line to see Amazing Spider-Man, Emma Stone visited the Brooklyn Boy’s and Girl’s Club to apparently win a bet that she’s the whitest person on the face of the Earth. Black people are scared of ghosts, so I really don’t know why anybody thought this was a good idea.

Because she cured racism in her last movie and since inner city, underprivileged kids will surely be the first in line to see Amazing Spider-Man, Emma Stone visited the Brooklyn…

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Here’s Jessica Simpson’s Kid By todd June 27, 2012



Jessica Simpson tweeted a picture of her kid yesterday, which I only assume was the headshot she sent to the producers of the Total Recall remake. She was late of course, because they had already cast the role of Quatto.

Jessica Simpson tweeted a picture of her kid yesterday, which I only assume was the headshot she sent to the producers of the Total Recall remake. She was late of…

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Katy Perry Performance Number 2,694 By todd June 27, 2012



Katy Perry “performed” in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre yesterday for the premiere of Paramount Insurge’s ‘Katy Perry: Part Of Me’, and as you can see, she wore a ridiculously stupid outfit while making sure the focus was solely her tits. Haha, I know, right?! I couldn’t believe it either myself! I really wish she would do this more often and it wasn’t just a one time thing!

Katy Perry “performed” in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre yesterday for the premiere of Paramount Insurge’s ‘Katy Perry: Part Of Me’, and as you can see, she wore a ridiculously…

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Nora Ephron Died By todd June 27, 2012



Nora Ephron, screenwriter and horrifically unattractive representation of our species, died yesterday at the age of 71 from leukemia. You might know Ephron if you like Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal movies. Or Tom Hanks movies before he started making good movies. LA Times reports:

Nora Ephron, who cast an acerbic eye on relationships, metropolitan living and aging in essays, books, plays and hit movies including “Sleepless in Seattle,” “When Harry Met Sally…” and “Julie & Julia,” died Tuesday in New York. She was 71. Ephron died at New York Presbyterian Hospital, where she was being treated for acute myeloid leukemia and pneumonia…Ephron directed eight feature films, including “Sleepless in Seattle” and “You’ve Got Mail” (both featuring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan) and had screenplay credits on more than a dozen productions. She earned three Oscar nominations — for writing “Sleepless in Seattle,” “When Harry Met Sally…” and “Silkwood.” As a playwright, she wrote “Imaginary Friends” and, with her sister Delia, “Love, Loss, and What I Wore.”

When aliens finally find the Earth abandoned and destroyed, I don’t think a copy of “You’ve Got Mail” or “Sleepless in Seattle” will be transferred to their artifacts museum, but she died yesterday, so if you read the Internet today, those movies are the greatest movies ever made for the next few days or so. And if you disagree you’re wrong and sexist, so keep that in mind. Also, keep in mind that when Ephron found out her second husband, Washington Post journalist Carl Bernstein, cheated on her, she publicly told anybody who would listen the true identity of Deep Throat, Woodward and Bernstein’s anonymous informant during the Watergate scandal. So, in conclusion, Nora Ephron made some good chick flicks and was kinda a petty cunt. I hope I didn’t miss anything.

Nora Ephron, screenwriter and horrifically unattractive representation of our species, died yesterday at the age of 71 from leukemia. You might know Ephron if you like Meg Ryan and Billy…
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Jon Hamm Has A Lot Of Situational Awareness By todd June 26, 2012



Jon Hamm and his girlfriend/writer/director/actress, Jennifer Westfeldt, were in London earlier this month when her purse was snatched. The purse that carried their room key. The room key that the thief used to also rob their hotel room. Oops. Life & Style reports:

They were dining at a restaurant and Jennifer’s purse was snagged by someone,” the source reveals to Life & Style. “That person took the hotel key in Jennifer’s purse, which had the hotel name on it, and robbed their room. They had to contact the police, it was horrible.” Jennifer confirmed the devastating news to Life & Style. “What a mess,” she told Life & Style at Tropfest New York on June 23. “[I'm not feeling] great. It is under investigation.”

A woman would rather you call her a whore for fifteen minutes than steal her purse and look in it, so I’m sure it was pretty quiet when Jon Hamm and this chick went back to the hotel. Mostly because nothing in this article says Hamm did anything whatsoever. But in his defense, he was probably combing his hair and winking in the mirror.

Jon Hamm and his girlfriend/writer/director/actress, Jennifer Westfeldt, were in London earlier this month when her purse was snatched. The purse that carried their room key. The room key that the…

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50 Cent Was In A Car Accident, Left On A Stretcher By todd June 26, 2012



50 Cent willingly put his dick in Chelsea Handler for a few months last year, so obviously he lives life on the edge. Whether it be fucking mummies who blatantly lie about their age or driving too close to an 18-wheeler, 50 Cent is so hardcore, bro. Radar Online reports:

Rapper 50 Cent was involved in a bad car accident in New York City late Monday night, RadarOnline.com has learned. The 36-year-old’s bullet-proof SUV was rear-ended by a Mack truck while driving on Interstate 495 and he was put on a stretcher and taken to the hospital (see photos HERE) The site reports that the driver of the 18-wheeler told police his load shifted and he lost control of the vehicle, slamming into 50′s ride, almost flipping it.

Details are sketchy right now, but we shouldn’t worry. I’m sure we’ll hear the story in every song he does from now on. What was that, 50? You were shot one time? Ooh, tell us more!!

50 Cent willingly put his dick in Chelsea Handler for a few months last year, so obviously he lives life on the edge. Whether it be fucking mummies who blatantly…

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Savages Looks Like A Good Movie, Links By kathy June 26, 2012

Aubrey O’Day is crazy and only her dogs can fix it [The Superficial]
Orlando Bloom is one lucky bastard [Popoholic]
Jessica Biel covers up at the beach for some ridiculous reason [Hollywood Tuna]
Miley Cyrus and a muscle car (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
John Travolta is so obviously sexually attracted to his wife [Dlisted]
Alec Baldwin‘s fiance forgot her underwear (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Now John Stamos is talking about 50 Shaded of Grey [Celebuzz]
John Edwards dumped his crazy baby mama [Celebitchy]
Jennifer Lawrence is see-through (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
25 reasons this week won’t suck [COED Magazine]
If fictional teachers had tenure review [College Humor]
40 funny bikini photos [The Chive]
Elizabeth Banks is promoting something [Moe Jackson]
Kate Hudson is on vacation [Celebslam]
The groom should have left her at the altar [Evil Beet Gossip]
This is Megan Fox‘s way of confirming she’s knocked up [Amy Gindhouse]
The Spice Girls have their own musical now [Lainey Gossip]
Kaley Cuoco is in Maxim Australia [Egotastic]
Jennifer Lopez is at the beach [Cityrag]
Flo Rider is sued, lied to the judge [Popcrush]
Don’t call social services, Willow Smith‘s tongue ring was fake [Film Drunk]
Paris Hilton is a (terrible) DJ now [Allie Is Wired]

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Whitney Port Is Still Alive, In A Bikini By todd June 25, 2012



Whitney Port was on a show once about pretty white people with problems (like, OMG, they’re the worst!), except she’s not really pretty and the problems were scripted and manipulated through editing for maximum drama because a lot of you are stupid. Anyway, here she is in a bikini. Too bad we can edit this. I mean, what’s up with her hips? Was she just cast in Real Housewives Of The Frontier? Bitch looks like she needs to be in a covered wagon. Then I’ll circle it and rape her. Then steal everything off the wagon. I don’t know. I think that was kinda our thing back then. Holla back.

Whitney Port was on a show once about pretty white people with problems (like, OMG, they’re the worst!), except she’s not really pretty and the problems were scripted and manipulated…

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Rihanna May Want You To Look At Her Crotch, Links By kathy June 25, 2012

Beyonce has to pretend to like Kim Kardashian now [The Superficial]
Katy Perry drops some cleavage on Leno [Popoholic]
Sara Jean Underwood is in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
Laura Prepon is topless (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Octomom has a boytoy [Dlisted]
Baby countdown for 21 (!?) expectant celeb moms [Celebuzz]
Robert Pattinson‘s post-Twilight career sucks [Celebitchy]
Serena Williams forgot how to get out of a car (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Hot women eating ice cream [COED Magazine]
The 25 TV shows they should bring back [College Humor]
30 horrible car mods [The Chive]
Alex Trebek had a heart attack [Moe Jackson]
Kate Upton made into Spanish Vogue somehow [The Blemish]
Willow Smith, 11, got her tongue pierced [Evil Beet Gossip] />Lifetime is starting to get concerned about Lindsay Lohan [Amy Gindhouse]
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are definitely boning [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna thinks people want to steal her DNA [Popcrush]
This Playboy Bunny wins at Twitter [Heyman Hustle]
Kris Humphries knew he was a cuckold [Allie Is Wired]
Jennifer Hudson is joining Smash [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Miley Cyrus Is Getting Married This Weekend By todd June 25, 2012



Most likely. Probably. Maybe. I don’t know, what am I? A wizard who can see the future? I picked the Thunder in 6, so what the fuck do I know? Anyway, Miley Cyrus tweeted some vague shit this weekend, so now we get to speculate and deal in conjecture because today is fucking boring. Hollywood Life reports:

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been engaged for less than a month, but a recent tweet may prove that the two are getting married as early as next weekend! On Sunday June 24, Miley tweeted, “Super lazy Sunday! Can’t wait for next week! It’ll be filled with happiness!”

Whatever. Who knows what this means. She could be getting married or “Happiness” could be the name of some Mexican dude. Or she could be talking about grits. We don’t know. I guess we’ll find out on Sunday. Or not. Hopefully we’ll find the strength to go on.

Most likely. Probably. Maybe. I don’t know, what am I? A wizard who can see the future? I picked the Thunder in 6, so what the fuck do I know?…

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