Olivia Wilde got married at 19. We all know how those turn out. Us Magazine reports:
“I really had a sense that I had stunted my growth. I think that’s one of the things that made me feel so uncomfortable in my marriage. It was really no fault of my husband. It was me realizing that I had sort of arrested development. I knew the only way I was going to grow the f-ck up was to learn to take care of myself.” “You go through this incredible roller coaster with your self-preservation — initially you do whatever it takes to survive,” Wilde said of life post-split. “I went through this period of being so high on having finally made this leap that I was almost in a manic phase. I lost a bunch of weight and I was never sleeping…Eventually, like everything does, it slows down.” Wilde and Ruspoli separated in February 2011, and the actress filed for divorce the following month, citing “irreconcilable differences.” On September 29, 2011, their divorce was finalized.
Translation: “I don’t want to sit on this dick the rest of my life, because there’s more dicks out there and omg I wanted to sit on one soooo bad.” And she did. Chicks who get married young never really get to experience actual life so instead of getting a divorce, they cheat whenever possible and lie to everyone and anyone involved. Then they get kicked out of their house and have to make a huge apology. I mean huge. You know, except for Olivia Wilde. She’s banging the Jason Jason Sudeikis so I guess that’s punishment enough.