When you’ve dated Jennifer Love Hewitt and starred in Blossom, you really can’t expect your rocket ship to stardom to go any higher. It’s just not fair to anyone else. So Joey Lawrence is a stripper now. And according to my research, he just ousted the entire Kardashian family as mayor of a laser hair removal place and earned the Homo Eyebrow Badge on Foursquare. Good job, Joey!
lol @ white people: