Every time I do a post about Ashley Greene, I get a lot of comments saying “I don’t see the appeal”. And that’s fine. Look, being gay was just how you were born and you can’t help that. I get it. But please understand that doesn’t change the fact that I want to beat her cervix like an escaped slave. I just wanted to clear this up because apparently there was a misunderstanding. Get over here, silly. Give Todd a hug.