Even though she doesn’t drink, Amanda Bynes got drunk on April 6th and hit a police car. She was then arrested and kept over night in jail, because that’s what you do with drunk people who run into cop cars. People reports:
Amanda Bynes was charged on Tuesday with driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs – then took her case directly to the White House….The misdemeanor charge filed Tuesday relates to her April 6 arrest, when Bynes was pulled over at 3 a.m. in West Hollywood after allegedly sideswiping a police car in her BMW when she tried to make a right turn.
But don’t worry, you guys. SHE HAS BARACK OBAMA ON THE CASE WOW THIS CHICK IS CRAZY.
So either this is a huge law enforcement conspiracy designed to paint Amanda Bynes as a raging alcoholic who will bring death and car damage to anyone in her path, or she’s just a drunk bitch. Man, I really don’t know which one to believe.