Katie Holmes Is Escaping The Clutches Of Xenu By kathy June 30, 2012

Katie Holmes might not be the deluded, star-struck robot that we all thought she was, because yesterday she filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, her crazy, possibly closeted husband of five years. Considering he’s been saying to every journalist who will listen over the past month how “amazing” his wife is, people are speculating that she sprung this on him out of the blue. When they got married it was reported that they had an iron clad prenump that was very fair to Katie (her dad is a divorce lawyer and was reportedly involved in the negotiations so you know she is gonna get bank) but this is going to get really ugly when it comes to custody.

Various outlets are reporting that Katie filed in New York and not California because New York (more…)

Katie Holmes might not be the deluded, star-struck robot that we all thought she was, because yesterday she filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, her crazy, possibly closeted husband of…

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Adele is Pregnant By kathy June 30, 2012

Not that you will be able to tell until she’s in her ninth month, but Adele is with child.

RadarOnline reports:

British songstress Adele announced on Friday that she is pregnant.
“I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together,” Adele wrote on her blog. “I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx.” Adele and boyfriend Simon Konecki have been together for nearly a year.

It’s a good thing her announcement was overshadowed by the TomKat divorce or today all the speculation would be about how monumentally stupid this is. Adele’s first love was a bisexual who left her for a man, (more…)

Not that you will be able to tell until she’s in her ninth month, but Adele is with child. RadarOnline reports: British songstress Adele announced on Friday that she is…

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Feliciano Lopez Is New Here, Links By kathy June 29, 2012

Miley Cyrus might be an extremely rich cheapskate [The Superficial]
Kelly Brook might want to rethink those shorts [Popoholic]
Scarlett Johansson looks good in a sweater [Hollywood Tuna]
Sharon Stone acts like you’ve never seen her breasts (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Meanwhile, in England… [Dlisted]
Katie Perry tries, fails at high fashion (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kendall and Kylie Jenner are basically impoverished [Celebuzz]
Scientology is trying to fix John Travolta‘s marriage [Celebitchy]
A guy eating shampoo, if you’re into that sort of thing [COED Magazine]
A news feed history of the world for June [College Humor]
It is possible to look hot in a one piece bathing suit [The Chive]
Should you see Ted this weekend? [Moe Jackson]
Victoria Beckham is too weak to hold her child [Celebslam]
Pregnant Snooki tripped and no one helped [The Blemish]
Adam Levine is still an ass [Evil Beet Gossip]
Miley Cyrus‘s face is bleeding [Amy Gindhouse]
Jennifer Lopez might be too old for this [Egotastic]
Kim Kardashian‘s ass is smiling [Cityrag]
Usher has a stalker [Popcrush]
Some things that might happen in The Avengers 2 [Film Drunk]
Gary Busey is a terrifying 68 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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The Kate Upton Video Is No Longer Private By todd June 29, 2012


For some reason the video of Kate Upton and her tits doing various things and being directed by weirdo Terry Richardson was set to private yesterday. Now it’s not. So if you’ve never jacked off to a chick riding a roller coaster, you can go ahead and scratch that off the list today.

For some reason the video of Kate Upton and her tits doing various things and being directed by weirdo Terry Richardson was set to private yesterday. Now it’s not. So…

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Oh, Hey. I Remember You. By todd June 29, 2012



WENN reminded me today that Lacey Chabert still exists, so that’s good. Especially she’s a brunette white chick with big tits. Lots of words in that last sentence please me. To be honest, they please me a great deal.

WENN reminded me today that Lacey Chabert still exists, so that’s good. Especially she’s a brunette white chick with big tits. Lots of words in that last sentence please me….

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Britney Is Late By todd June 29, 2012



I guess I should have posted these pics of Britney Spears at X-Factor when they came out two days ago, but news is always boring this time of year and oh fuck you who are you my parole officer? I don’t need to explain anything to you people. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Britney Spears always looks like somebody with Down Syndrome trying to figure out how the guy at the fair is making that balloon animal. She’s a functioning hillbilly retard, there’s not many poses for that except full on derp. I could have posted these in 2006 or time traveled into the future and these pictures would have all basically looked the same.

I guess I should have posted these pics of Britney Spears at X-Factor when they came out two days ago, but news is always boring this time of year and…

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Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio’s Kid By todd June 29, 2012



Unlike the thing that obviously cooked too long in Jessica Simpson, Alessandra Ambrosio put a bunch of pics of her actual cute kid, Noah, on Facebook yesterday. I guess that happens when your mom is a Victoria’s Secret model. And if you want to hate this kid more, understand that this kid’s face has already been in Alessandra Ambrosio’s vagina.

Unlike the thing that obviously cooked too long in Jessica Simpson, Alessandra Ambrosio put a bunch of pics of her actual cute kid, Noah, on Facebook yesterday. I guess that…

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Blake Lively Says Good Morning, Links By kathy June 28, 2012

Andrew Garfield based his Spider-Man performance on porn [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are adorable together [Popoholic]
Kendall Jenner is in a bikini, still not legal [Hollywood Tuna]
Paris Hilton has learned her lesson, wears underwear now (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Ann Curry was fired from Today [Dlisted]
Candice Swanepoel is in DT magazine (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Rihanna‘s hotel caught on fire [Celebuzz]
Miley Cyrus might be starving herself [Celebitchy]
Katy Perry‘s breasts went out on the town (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
This robot can beat you at rock, paper, scissor every time [COED Magazine]
What you’re saying with your drink choice [College Humor]
29 very drunk celebrities [The Chive]
Katy Perry‘s parents are seriously batshit [Moe Jackson]
Miranda Kerr‘s kid ruins this picture [Celebslam]
Katie Price sodomized her ex-husband [The Blemish]
Dr. Drew thinks Lindsay Lohan might not be okay [Evil Beet Gossip]
Madonna‘s daughter wearing her cone bra [Amy Gindhouse]
Jennifer Aniston look surprisingly hot in GQ Spain [Egotastic]
You can’t unsee that Chris Hemsworth looks like George W. Bush [Cityrag]
We’re going to be seeing a lot more dead celebrity holograms [Popcrush]
The Human Fly is getting his own movie now [Film Drunk]
Lady Gaga‘s new song is about how bad her life is [Popbytes]
Ke$ha got a lip tattoo [Allie Is Wired]
Will.I.Am is trying to make Cheryl Cole happen [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Only Look At The Bottom 2/3 Of This Photo, Links By kathy June 27, 2012

Jessica Lowndes is in a bikini [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez did something stupid to her hair [Popoholic]
Maria Menounos is in Shape [Hollywood Tuna]
Gisele Bundchen is pregnant, still hot (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Here’s three more blind items to enjoy [Dlisted]
Kate Upton got wet for Terry Richardson (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Katy Perry looks terrible in her new movie [Celebuzz]
Johnny Depp wants you to know it was all Vanessa Paradiss‘s fault [Celebitchy]
The best summer songs [COED Magazine]
Pick up lines for the person you’re already dating [College Humor]
The best of Louis C.K. [The Chive]
Andrew Garfield wants a sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna forgot her bra [Celebslam]
Kanye West wants a huge (more…)

Jessica Lowndes is in a bikini [The Superficial] Selena Gomez did something stupid to her hair [Popoholic] Maria Menounos is in Shape [Hollywood Tuna] Gisele Bundchen is pregnant, still hot…

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Oh, Lindsay You Tease By todd June 27, 2012


You know when you were a kid and you went to your uncle’s house and his friend took you in the basement and took pictures of you in your bathing suit and gave you chocolate if you promised not to tell because it was special secret? Yeah, that dude is still a photographer and his name is Terry Richardson and instead of basements, he takes pics in Chateau Marmont now and pays chicks in blow. Anyway, here’s some pics he took of Lindsay Lohan.

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