Katie Holmes might not be the deluded, star-struck robot that we all thought she was, because yesterday she filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, her crazy, possibly closeted husband of five years. Considering he’s been saying to every journalist who will listen over the past month how “amazing” his wife is, people are speculating that she sprung this on him out of the blue. When they got married it was reported that they had an iron clad prenump that was very fair to Katie (her dad is a divorce lawyer and was reportedly involved in the negotiations so you know she is gonna get bank) but this is going to get really ugly when it comes to custody.
Various outlets are reporting that Katie filed in New York and not California because New York (more…)
British songstress Adele announced on Friday that she is pregnant. “I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together,” Adele wrote on her blog. “I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx.” Adele and boyfriend Simon Konecki have been together for nearly a year.
It’s a good thing her announcement was overshadowed by the TomKat divorce or today all the speculation would be about how monumentally stupid this is. Adele’s first love was a bisexual who left her for a man, (more…)
For some reason the video of Kate Upton and her tits doing various things and being directed by weirdo Terry Richardson was set to private yesterday. Now it’s not. So if you’ve never jacked off to a chick riding a roller coaster, you can go ahead and scratch that off the list today.
WENN reminded me today that Lacey Chabert still exists, so that’s good. Especially she’s a brunette white chick with big tits. Lots of words in that last sentence please me. To be honest, they please me a great deal.
I guess I should have posted these pics of Britney Spears at X-Factor when they came out two days ago, but news is always boring this time of year and oh fuck you who are you my parole officer? I don’t need to explain anything to you people. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Britney Spears always looks like somebody with Down Syndrome trying to figure out how the guy at the fair is making that balloon animal. She’s a functioning hillbilly retard, there’s not many poses for that except full on derp. I could have posted these in 2006 or time traveled into the future and these pictures would have all basically looked the same.
Unlike the thing that obviously cooked too long in Jessica Simpson, Alessandra Ambrosio put a bunch of pics of her actual cute kid, Noah, on Facebook yesterday. I guess that happens when your mom is a Victoria’s Secret model. And if you want to hate this kid more, understand that this kid’s face has already been in Alessandra Ambrosio’s vagina.
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You know when you were a kid and you went to your uncle’s house and his friend took you in the basement and took pictures of you in your bathing suit and gave you chocolate if you promised not to tell because it was special secret? Yeah, that dude is still a photographer and his name is Terry Richardson and instead of basements, he takes pics in Chateau Marmont now and pays chicks in blow. Anyway, here’s some pics he took of Lindsay Lohan.