As reported yesterday, Lindsay Lohan‘s hit-and-run case is being turned over to the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office. Please keep in mind that Lindsay denied being at The Standard Hotel that night and claims she was at home watching television even though they have her on surveillance video and three eyewitnesses gave statements to the police. Why would she do that? I don’t know. She’s a fucking moron with no grip on reality? Radar Online reports:
“There is enough compelling evidence to charge Lindsay with assault as investigators have three very solid and credible witnesses, including the alleged victim,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com….”Investigators wanted to talk to Lindsay but she wasn’t made available for an interview, which she was under no obligation to do. Lindsay’s attorney has been in contact with detectives so it’s not like her camp isn’t taking this seriously, they absolutely are. Her advisers just don’t think it’s in Lindsay’s best interest to be interviewed regarding this investigation. Lindsay remains on informal probation for her necklace theft case, and if she is charged, it’s extremely likely that she will be sent back to jail.”
You know when three-year old’s stand in the middle of a room then close their eyes and think you can’t see them? Yeah. This is sorta like that but with way more cocaine.