Kelly Brook Won The Hell Out Of Cannes By todd May 25, 2012



When you were out today, did you happen to see a woman you’d get pregnant and gladly give half your check to every month for child support just to be able to say you once had your penis inside her and didn’t pull out? You did? Today? That can’t be right, because that woman is in France.

When you were out today, did you happen to see a woman you’d get pregnant and gladly give half your check to every month for child support just to be…

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Adrianne Curry Is Still Good At Twitter By todd May 25, 2012




Adrianne Curry has massive boobs and access to a free, exponentially growing social media site that allows you to post pictures, so thank you Twitter.

Adrianne Curry has massive boobs and access to a free, exponentially growing social media site that allows you to post pictures, so thank you Twitter.

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Kate Upton Should Really Stick to Bikinis, Links By kathy May 25, 2012

Kanye West should stay far, far away from movies [The Superficial]
I don’t think those are their real names. [NSFW]
Katy Perry is hideous but sort of see-through [Popoholic]
Spring Breakers trying to keep you interested [Hollywood Tuna]
Kim Kardashian forgot her bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jenna Jameson was arrested [Dlisted]
Kiera Knightley is off the market [Celebuzz]
Lisa Marie Presley hates the Church of Scientology now [Celebitchy]
Michelle Williams is very NSFW [The Nip Slip]
Music made from used condoms is less gross than it sounds[COED Magazine]
Midnight at every age [College Humor]
The best video game case mods [The Chive]
More pictures from the amfAR Gala [Moe Jackson]
Katrina Bowden in FHM [Celebslam]
Britney Spears (more…)

Kanye West should stay far, far away from movies [The Superficial] I don’t think those are their real names. [NSFW] Katy Perry is hideous but sort of see-through [Popoholic] Spring…

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Has A Red Band Trailer By todd May 25, 2012



I’m not gonna lie, I really, really want to see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Mostly because Abraham Lincoln is one of my heroes for the simple fact of how much he achieved while having the most fucked up personal life imaginable. I also like vampire movies. Anyway, here’s the new red band trailer where we see more actual vampire hunting and Lincoln with more axe. He seems to be really busy with all this. I hope black people appreciate the fact that he managed to make some free time.

Kim Kardashian at Cannes has nothing to do with this movie, but this post has the word “axe” in it and I assume most of the guys she dates use that wrong in the wrong context:

I’m not gonna lie, I really, really want to see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Mostly because Abraham Lincoln is one of my heroes for the simple fact of how much…

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No One Hits on Bar Rafaeli By kathy May 24, 2012

Because there is absolutely nothing bad that could come of it, supermodel and Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the World 2012 Bar Rafaeli went on Conan and said that no one ever asks her out.

US Magazine reports:

“Let’s put it out there: no one hits on me. No one flirts with me. It’s very sad, actually,” Refaeli told host Conan O’Brien, 49. “A guy who comes up to me [directly] works. I hope that will happen every now and again.”
As for what Refaeli looks for in a guy? “There’s the obvious things: I want him to be sweet and kind with good values and morals. But the first thing I notice is his teeth. I have a fetish. He has to have a great smile and really white, bright teeth.”

So if your parents loved you enough to get you braces and you can (more…)

Because there is absolutely nothing bad that could come of it, supermodel and Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the World 2012 Bar Rafaeli went on Conan and said that no one…

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Bill Clinton Hangs Out With Porn Stars Now By kathy May 24, 2012

While his wife did important Secretary of State stuff, an increasingly rough looking Bill Clinton hosted a party in Monaco where he helped raise money to save the rainforests… oh and also posed for pictures with two porn stars, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, who appeared in “Farm Girls Gone Bad” and “Mission Asspossible,” respectively. TMZ has the photos.

Fair play to the former President. This is a man who knows his legacy is forever going to be banging an intern in the Oval Office and he is not going to do anything to try and change that, since it means he wouldn’t get to surround himself with hot and/or slutty women. Nobel Peace Prizes be damned, this is how to conduct yourself once you leave office.

While his wife did important Secretary of State stuff, an increasingly rough looking Bill Clinton hosted a party in Monaco where he helped raise money to save the rainforests… oh…

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Kristen Stewart Is Indecent By kathy May 24, 2012

So someone finally decided to make a film based on Jack Kerouac’s hedonistic tome On the Road and now conservative groups have their panties up in a bunch because Kristen Stewart isn’t getting typecast as someone who saves herself for marriage.

Dan Gainor from the conservative non-profit organization the Culture and Media Institute told RadarOnline:

“In the film On The Road, Kristen Stewart engages in a threesome and masturbates two male characters according to reports. How will parents who took their daughters to see the Twilight movies explain this? It is irresponsible of Stewart and manipulative of Hollywood bosses to deliberately try to destroy any sense of decency these actresses might have taught young people.”

I’m not saying (more…)

So someone finally decided to make a film based on Jack Kerouac’s hedonistic tome On the Road and now conservative groups have their panties up in a bunch because Kristen…

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Megan Fox Is Having A Girl By todd May 23, 2012



Brian Austin Green’s existence continues to be thrown in my face, because Megan Fox is still going through with this whole pregnancy thing. Radar Online reports:

The pregnant actress and husband Brian Austin Green are expecting a girl, Star magazine is exclusively reporting. “She’s been helping to raise Brian’s 10-year-old son, Kassius [by ex-girlfriend, actress Vanessa Marcil], for years, and now she’ll have the experience of being mommy to a little girl,” a source tells Star. “Obviously, Megan and Brian would be happy with a healthy baby of either gender, but they’re beyond thrilled that Kassius is going to have a little sister.” “She’ll be due at the very end of September or the first week in October,” the source adds. “Megan is attached to a movie called Swindle, but it’s in rewrites and probably won’t even begin filming until next year. So right now her plate is totally clean, and she can devote herself to her baby.”

Whatever. I have nothing add to this. I’ll just be over here programming my time machine 2030 so I can stand outside her school. Hey, girl. What up?

Brian Austin Green’s existence continues to be thrown in my face, because Megan Fox is still going through with this whole pregnancy thing. Radar Online reports: The pregnant actress and…

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Karolina Kurkova Knows What She Likes, Links By kathy May 23, 2012

Snooki is still pregnant [The Superficial]
I think they might be using fake names. [NSFW]
Anne Hathaway has Catwoman posters [Popoholic]
Irina Shayk is back to the day job [Hollywood Tuna]
Kristen Stewart is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Melissa Etheridge‘s lesbian drama is finished [Dlisted]
Kelly Brook looks amazing (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
The Great Gatsby trailer is cracked-out opulence [Celebuzz]
Jennifer Lopez‘s boy-toy is getting a reality show [Celebitchy]
Katie Price through the years [COED Magazine]
The best creative advertising [The Chive]
Irina Shayk adds some much-needed hotness to Cannes [Moe Jackson]
Nicole Richie cleaned up nice [Celebslam]
Sex with Miley Cyrus is “magical” [The Blemish]
The Kardashians (more…)

Snooki is still pregnant [The Superficial] I think they might be using fake names. [NSFW] Anne Hathaway has Catwoman posters [Popoholic] Irina Shayk is back to the day job [Hollywood…

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Tracy Morgan Says He’s Khloe Kardashian’s Father By todd May 23, 2012


I can’t help it. I love Tracy Morgan. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just insane ramblings, but he’s fucking hilarious. Like last night on Conan. I don’t want to give anything away, but Charlton Heston. But since we’re talking, could you please ask your mom to stop texting me? What’s her deal, man?

I can’t help it. I love Tracy Morgan. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just insane ramblings, but he’s fucking hilarious. Like last night on Conan. I don’t want…

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