Note to self: Go to Mila Kunis‘ house and collapse. TMZ reports:
Sources tell TMZ … a 50-year-old man — who works in Mila’s house — collapsed Saturday in her L.A. home. He suffered a violent seizure … choking, coughing up blood and vomiting. He had bitten through his tongue. A person on scene tells us … Mila came running, had her friend call 911, then rushed to the man’s side. We’re told the 28-year-old actress grabbed the man’s head … turned it to the side so he wouldn’t choke … while another person stuffed a wallet in his mouth so he wouldn’t swallow his tongue. Law enforcement sources tell us … paramedics arrived on scene, rushed the man to the hospital, and he’s since made a full recovery. We’re told Mila volunteered to ride in the ambulance, but it wasn’t necessary.
Milas Kunis is hot as hell, cool, unassuming, and seems to genuinely care about other people. No matter what us guys say, that’s the kind of woman we all want. Oh, and they should also have nice boobs. And a great ass. And be a brunette. And have killer legs. And look fantastic in a bikini. And like sports. And be willing to let you lick their ass. And try anal. I can’t think of anything else right now. Be back later with further updates as they develop.