I’m not gonna lie, I really, really want to see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Mostly because Abraham Lincoln is one of my heroes for the simple fact of how much he achieved while having the most fucked up personal life imaginable. I also like vampire movies. Anyway, here’s the new red band trailer where we see more actual vampire hunting and Lincoln with more axe. He seems to be really busy with all this. I hope black people appreciate the fact that he managed to make some free time.
Kim Kardashian at Cannes has nothing to do with this movie, but this post has the word “axe” in it and I assume most of the guys she dates use that wrong in the wrong context: