Zhang Ziyi Might Be A Hooker By kathy May 31, 2012

The hot Asian chick from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, aka the only foreign film you’ve ever seen, might be a $1 million a night escort.

E! Online reports:

Zhang Ziyi is demanding an apology from a Hong Kong newspaper and other outlets that reported she was paid millions of dollars to carry on a sexual relationship with scandal-smeared Chinese politician Bo Xilai and is now the target of a government investigation. Per various media reports, Boxun alleged that a billionaire pal of Bo’s introduced him to Zhang and that, since 2007, he has paid her millions of dollars for sex—and that the Memoirs of a Geisha star has pocketed $100 million from liaisons with multiple high-ranking, deep-pocketed government officials over the past 10 years.

Of course she denies it, but I really hope this is true. Because if it is, Zhang joins the ranks of other celebrity hookers like Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Silvstedt. We already know Kelly Brook turned down the chance to get paid for sex (at least publicly) so the jet-set could really use a bit of hotness added to their celebrity hooker options.

The hot Asian chick from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, aka the only foreign film you’ve ever seen, might be a $1 million a night escort. E! Online reports: Zhang Ziyi…

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Justin Bieber is a Killing Machine By kathy May 31, 2012

This would be one of the funniest things ever if it wasn’t almost tragic. Bieber-fever has officially reached dangerous proportions.

TMZ reports:

Oslo’s mayor has launched an investigation into yesterday’s near-catastrophic Justin Bieber concert in Norway — after 49 teenage girls were injured in the fandemonium … and 14 were taken by ambulance for emergency care. TMZ broke the story … Oslo police nearly declared a state of emergency as tens of thousands of teenage Bieber fans descended on the city, mobbing the streets. Mayor Stang said it got so bad … he had to hide behind a tree at one point to avoid getting trampled. Some people even tried to use inflatable rafts to reach the stage.

Oh God look at the gloves. He thinks he’s (more…)

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Sofia Vergara Says Good Afternoon, Links By kathy May 30, 2012

According to his co-worker, Matthew Fox beats up on women all the time [The Superficial]
The hot version of Jessica Alba seems back for good [Popoholic]
Erin Heatherton is a sexy (and wet) cheerleader [Hollywood Tuna]
Kim Kardashian is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jessica Simpson probably broke Photoshop [Dlisted]
At least Fergie has one thing going for her (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Blake Lively shits on Gossip Girl [Celebuzz]
John Travolta is paying off his accusers [Celebitchy]
Mandy Moore looks cold (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
You guys all love “real women,” right? [COED Magazine]
Breaking: some people smoke pot, some don’t [College Humor]
How to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew [The Chive]
More Glamour Women of the Year photos [Moe Jackson]
Jamie Lynn Spears in a bikini [Celebslam]
UFC girl Arianny Celeste kicked her boyfriend in the face [The Blemish]
Amanda Bynes is in denial [Evil Beet Gossip]
There will never be a Kristen Stewart sex tape [Amy Gindhouse]
Rihanna wants to make absolutely sure you know she smokes pot [Egotastic]
Usher says Justin Bieber is better at relationships than he is [Popcrush]
Hollywood loves Channing Tatum for some reason [Film Drunk]
The Situation has a comic book now [Allie Is Wired]

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Again, Spring Breakers Looks Like A Good Movie By todd May 29, 2012





If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you’ve probably seen every scene of Spring Breakers by now, but why should we stop that party? So here’s Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, some girl with huge boobs, and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis. I guess this picture wants you to know that if you’re into barely legal teen ass, Spring Breakers is the must see movie of the summer.

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Katy Perry Should Always Wear Makeup By todd May 29, 2012



Here’s a still a clip from Katy Perry‘s new concert movie, Part of Me 3D. I’m assuming this is the part where she makes nobody want to see it.

hat tip = The Blemish

Here’s a still a clip from Katy Perry‘s new concert movie, Part of Me 3D. I’m assuming this is the part where she makes nobody want to see it. hat…

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Kelly Brook Is On A Bike By todd May 29, 2012



Yesterday, I wrote something on Twitter that was mean and uncalled for as soon as I saw these pictures of Kelly Brook on a bicycle in traffic. I’m sorry, baby. I was in a bad place when I wrote that. Call me later? Maybe we can order in and Redbox?

Yesterday, I wrote something on Twitter that was mean and uncalled for as soon as I saw these pictures of Kelly Brook on a bicycle in traffic. I’m sorry, baby….

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Katie Price Has A Pretty Fiance, Links By kathy May 29, 2012

People are straight up stealing from Kim Kardashian now [The Superficial]
Jennifer Love Hewitt knows why she’s famous [Popoholic]
Just let this Spring Breakers movie come out already so I never have to mention it again [Hollywood Tuna]
Nicole Kidman forgot how to get out of cars (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Craig David‘s workouts seem to be working [Dlisted]
Olivia Munn is just okay at twitter (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Madonna probably hates Lady Gaga [Celebuzz]
Michael Fassbender is a Star Wars geek, gets more perfect every day [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian forgot her bra (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
If celebrities were addicted to meth [COED Magazine]
The worst triquels of all time [College Humor]
It’s JFK’s 95th birthday [The Chive]
Irina Shayk is… actually does it even matter? [Moe Jackson]
Victoria Silvstedt is hard at work [Celebslam]
Soccer tried to kill Will Ferrell and Gordon Ramsay [The Blemish]
Will Smith is still married [Evil Beet Gossip]
Eva Mendes is in Marie Claire UK [Amy Gindhouse]
Jake Gyllenhaal in leather [Lainey Gossip]
Kendell Jenner is in many bikinis, still not legal [Egotastic]
Simon Cowell is messing with the competition [Popcrush]
Lindsay Lohan owes $40k to a tanning salon [Allie Is Wired]
Kanye West wants to build a theme park [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Justin Bieber Assaulted A Man. With Jazz Hands I Guess? By todd May 29, 2012



Let’s not kid ourselves here, Justin Bieber is a wigger from Canada who looks like a transsexual figure skater or something German businessmen discreetly pay for, yet he hangs out with boxers and black people and thinks he now has some sort of street cred. Keep that in mind as you read this amazing story of how publicists earn their money. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber is a suspect in a criminal battery … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Justin was in Calabasas, where he lives, just after noon Sunday at a mall called The Commons. A paparazzo attempted to take Justin’s picture and, according to law enforcement, some sort of physical altercation erupted between Justin and the camera guy. The photog called 911, and when cops arrived Justin and GF Selena Gomez had already split. The photog complained of pain to his upper torso, an ambulance was summoned and he was taken to a local hospital where he was examined and released a short time later. The photog filed a police report naming Justin as the culprit. Cops are investigating the incident as a misdemeanor battery. Law enforcement tells us detectives want to speak with Justin, Selena and any other witnesses. We placed a call to Justin’s rep … so far, no comment. We’re told several witnesses at the scene say after the altercation, a lawyer walked up to the photog and said he could get a lot of money out of the incident and advised the dude to call for an ambulance and file a police report. Witnesses also say the photog had been blocking Justin’s car as the singer was trying to leave. Justin got out of the car and asked the guy to move away but he wouldn’t, and a scuffle ensued.

If you’re a grown man and are complaining of pain in your upper torso after Justin Bieber punched you, you probably aren’t the best at making up believable stories. I could look at Justin Beiber wrong and he’d start crying. At best, he hid behind Selena and tried to swat the camera with a scarf. Possibly with his eyes closed and screaming.

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And…I’m Back. Sorry. By todd May 29, 2012



I hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend remembering all the dead soldiers by getting in a bikini and getting drunk, because if you didn’t they gave their life for nothing. Anyway, posts coming shortly, so Rosie Jones is going to cool you down in the meantime. I don’t know, use your imagination, bro. At least she’s already wet. No foreplay.

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Cosmopolis Looks Like a Good Movie By kathy May 26, 2012

Playing billionaire Eric Packer on a sex-filled journey across Manhattan is the breakout role Robert Pattinson needs to move away from teen heartthrob to legitimate actor, so of course he asked his girlfriend to clean up nice, come to the premiere, and almost fall out of her dress. When asked for comment, Dan Gainor said he would need a few hours to study these photos before he would know just how many children they would destroy. I guess that really depends on his sperm count.

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