HEAR THAT JESSICA???!!! HAVE THE DAMN THING ALREADY!! Per Dallas Cowboys’ Twitter:
Congratulations to Tony Romo, proud papa of Hawkins Crawford Romo, born yesterday at 5:30pm. 8 lbs 8 oz
“Hawkins Romo” sounds like a gay pirate, but I just hope the baby is okay. Because there’s a good chance the nurse handed it to Tony Romo and he fumbled it.