Sara Underwood recently did a shoot for Esquire’s In My Place series, and here are the outtakes. I don’t talk about personal stuff here, but I was recently face to face with a stomach better than this. And her vagina tasted like honey. And she walked my dog. Then we ate shrimp tacos. Then we watched Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and didn’t let the rape scene stop us from pausing it and banging on the couch. And she’s a Panthers fan. I don’t want to get too ahead of myself here, but I’m pretty sure she’s the perfect woman.