Rick Santorum Likes To Take Pictures Of Lindsay Lohan



Anybody as sexually repressed as Rick Santorum is a fucking weirdo who probably jacks off to teen gang rape videos and collects women’s hair he cuts while they’re sleeping, so it’s no surprise that he stalked Lindsay Lohan at the President’s Correspondents Dinner and took a picture of her with his own personal camera. He also wears sweater vests. What’s up with this guy? TMZ reports:

Former presidential hopeful Rick Santorum did not take a photo WITH Lindsay Lohan last night — but sources at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tell TMZ … he took one OF her. According to our sources inside the party, LiLo was sitting with Fox News personality Greta Van Susteren when Santorum came up to say hello. We’re told Lindsay was asked to take a picture of him with Greta using his camera, which she did. Then … our sources say Rick asked to take a photo of Lindsay using his camera. Yes … of just Lindsay. We’re told Lindsay smiled and obliged and Santorum then went on his way. Our photog asked Rick about the picture after the party … and he played dumb about the photo.

Of all the people at this dinner, Rick Santorum thought to take a picture with Lindsay Lohan. To reiterate, Lindsay Lohan. I guess he’s going to take it home and stare longingly as he imagines taking her back to his beach house in 1692 Salem and having missionary sex for five minutes. Sounds pretty hot.

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