Katherine Heigl Doesn’t Understand How Motherhood Works



In 2009, Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelly adopted a 10-month old Korean kid. You’re not gonna believe this, but the kid the was like, “wtf, bro? Who is this bitch?”. And Katherine Heigl doesn’t understand why exactly. I mean, SHE’S HER MOTHER!!! People reports:

“People are always talking about the strong bond between mother and daughter, this magical connection – but we didn’t have that,” Heigl says. She described the early days with Naleigh as “the hardest time in my life. … I fought incredibly hard for my daughter to accept me as mother. Her rejection almost broke my heart.” She described the early days with Naleigh as “the hardest time in my life. … I fought incredibly hard for my daughter to accept me as mother. Her rejection almost broke my heart.” Heigl found the rejection so oppressive that she threw herself into her work which, she admits, “made the already difficult process of getting closer take even longer. … When I realized that, I immediately cut back on work.” The child did bond with Kelley, which made Heigl wonder if she might be the problem. “At first I blamed myself and thought I was a bad mother. It took a while before I could admit to myself that the lack of trust had nothing to do with me,” she says.

I know it’s hard for Katherine Heigl to understand why someone wouldn’t instantly love her as soon as they laid eyes on her, but a baby isn’t a puppy or a Care Bear. Especially when you buy the baby and fly it across the world because you didn’t want to give up smoking and drinking long enough to have your own. You know, it might take time for the baby to realize she’s been bought and settled into her new home. Or maybe she was pissed that Angelina Jolie didn’t adopt her and now she has to spend the rest of life with an annoying cunt and her emasculated husband with the beard. A beard? Seriously, bro? What are you, a barista? Shave that shit.

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