So yeah, Heidi Klum is naked in bodypaint for Astor. God, I thought I already said that in the headline? Why are you people so needy all the time? Why is it always about you?! All I do is type type type type type words words words type type. Happy now?!
I had another fun photo shoot for Astor celebrating color!
It’s a little ironic that Heidi Klum says she celebrates color when Seal looked like a black hole that got run through a barbed wire fence. And we all know that black is the absence of light and color cannot exist without light. So what are you saying, Heidi? Huh? Seal is a “colored” person? Sounds pretty racist to me.