Kate Upton’s Boobs Didn’t Meet The President By todd April 30, 2012



Kate Upton also attended the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, and it’s weird because usually when you see Kate Upton her rack is hanging out or about to hang out or oh god they’re jiggling! So, it’s hard to imagine that anybody really recognized her. She could have worn a bikini and a paper bag over her head that said “Kate Upton”, and more people would have been like, “Oh, yeah. It’s that one chick.”

Kate Upton also attended the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, and it’s weird because usually when you see Kate Upton her rack is hanging out or about to hang out…

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Rosario Dawson’s Boobs Met The President By todd April 30, 2012



Rosario Dawson attended the 98th Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on Saturday where I assume she convinced every penis in the room to vote straight Democrat.

Rosario Dawson attended the 98th Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on Saturday where I assume she convinced every penis in the room to vote straight…

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Patrick Dempsey Is A Hero By todd April 30, 2012



You know you’re cool when pull somebody from a burning car then decline to comment. #swag People reports:

Patrick Dempsey played a real-life action hero last week, when, using a crowbar, a fire extinguisher and quick timing, the Grey’s Anatomy star pulled a teenage boy to safety after his car flipped over near Dempsey’s Malibu, Calif., home. “I was scared for my life. I was upside down,” driver Weston Masset, 17, told ABC News after he lost control of his Mustang, which rolled over three times, trapping and leaving him barely conscious. After rescuing Masset, Dempsey, a father himself, called paramedics and stayed by the teen’s side as Masset was airlifted to the hospital, where he was treated for a concussion and an eye injury. He is expected to make a full recovery.

Most of this site is about whores doing whore things, so it’s good to see somebody in Hollywood who doesn’t have his head up his ass and realizes the Earth is filled with real people with real problems that he doesn’t mind diving into head first and helping. Like I’m about to do with these muffins. Mmmm…blueberry. Come to daddy, baby.

You know you’re cool when pull somebody from a burning car then decline to comment. #swag People reports: Patrick Dempsey played a real-life action hero last week, when, using a…
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Rick Santorum Likes To Take Pictures Of Lindsay Lohan By todd April 30, 2012



Anybody as sexually repressed as Rick Santorum is a fucking weirdo who probably jacks off to teen gang rape videos and collects women’s hair he cuts while they’re sleeping, so it’s no surprise that he stalked Lindsay Lohan at the President’s Correspondents Dinner and took a picture of her with his own personal camera. He also wears sweater vests. What’s up with this guy? TMZ reports:

Former presidential hopeful Rick Santorum did not take a photo WITH Lindsay Lohan last night — but sources at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tell TMZ … he took one OF her. According to our sources inside the party, LiLo was sitting with Fox News personality Greta Van Susteren when Santorum came up to say hello. We’re told Lindsay was asked to take a picture of him with Greta using his camera, which she did. Then … our sources say Rick asked to take a photo of Lindsay using his camera. Yes … of just Lindsay. We’re told Lindsay smiled and obliged and Santorum then went on his way. Our photog asked Rick about the picture after the party … and he played dumb about the photo.

Of all the people at this dinner, Rick Santorum thought to take a picture with Lindsay Lohan. To reiterate, Lindsay Lohan. I guess he’s going to take it home and stare longingly as he imagines taking her back to his beach house in 1692 Salem and having missionary sex for five minutes. Sounds pretty hot.

Anybody as sexually repressed as Rick Santorum is a fucking weirdo who probably jacks off to teen gang rape videos and collects women’s hair he cuts while they’re sleeping, so…

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Amy Childs Seems Like A Lot Of Fun By todd April 30, 2012



I have no idea who Amy Childs is, but here she is going to some place called the Sugar Hut. Obviously it’s a classy establishment where they meet to discuss world events and possibly have a book club.

I have no idea who Amy Childs is, but here she is going to some place called the Sugar Hut. Obviously it’s a classy establishment where they meet to discuss…

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Kim Kardashian Has A Comical Butt, Links By kathy April 30, 2012



Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan are invited to the White House and you aren’t [The Superficial]
Michelle Hunziker is in a bikini [Popoholic]
Mila Kunis has outtakes [Hollywood Tuna]
Hugh Hefner must not teach his Playmates how to get out of cars (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Sarah Michelle Gellar is knocked up [Dlisted]
Ke$ha peed in public then tweeted a pic because she is desperate for attention (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
A celebrity womb-watch roundup [Celebuzz]
Jennifer Lopez might actually marry the 25 year old backup dancer [Celebitchy]
Demi Levoto is in a bikini (NSFW site)[The Nip Slip]
The movies you should be seeing this weekend [COED Magazine]
This guy is abnormally flexible [The Chive]
Photoshop is no match for Kate Moss [Moe Jackson]
Ashton Kutcher is making up for lost time [Celebslam]
This isn’t Kim Kardashian cooking naked [The Blemish]
The secret to Scarlett Johansson‘s figure: Buffalo wings [Evil Beet Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan was a total professional on Glee. NAH! Of course she wasn’t.[Amy Gindhouse]
Taylor Kitsch was at CinemaCon [Lainey Gossip]
Monica Bellucci is in Vanity Fair [Egotastic]
Heidi Klum‘s legs got a standing ovation [Cityrag]
Taylor Swift didn’t get implants, should probably reconsider [Popcrush]
Fat Val Kilmer is the best [Film Drunk]
TLC is making a hologram of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes [Popbytes]
Charlie Sheen is selling cars with supermodels now [Heyman Hustle]
Chris Brown is selling pit bulls now [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Emma Roberts Is Sheer By todd April 27, 2012



The only thing I really know about Emma Roberts is that she’s Julia Roberts’ niece and her dad is Eric Roberts and one time she was in a movie about a dog hotel or something. And now I know she wears sheer shirts where you can see her bra. Stay tuned for our next Emma Roberts post where we learn nothing of any interest whatsoever about her again!

Quick note: Apparently my photo editing software has been possessed by Satan and it’s taking me a very long time to edit pics. It also said if I bowed down in an act of worship it would give me a new Ferrari and Ashley Greene. I should probably definitely call somebody this.

The only thing I really know about Emma Roberts is that she’s Julia Roberts’ niece and her dad is Eric Roberts and one time she was in a movie about…

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Amanda Seyfried Seems Excited At The Prospect of Knitting By todd April 25, 2012



Here’s Amanda Seyfried outside Knitculture boutique in West Hollywood where she went shopping for knitting supplies. Knitting. She’s 26. And she once bought stuffed dead horse. Because she’s into to taxidermy. And knitting. And taxidermy. And knittAHHHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!!!

Here’s Amanda Seyfried outside Knitculture boutique in West Hollywood where she went shopping for knitting supplies. Knitting. She’s 26. And she once bought stuffed dead horse. Because she’s into to…

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Heidi Klum Is Naked In Bodypaint For Something By todd April 25, 2012



So yeah, Heidi Klum is naked in bodypaint for Astor. God, I thought I already said that in the headline? Why are you people so needy all the time? Why is it always about you?! All I do is type type type type type words words words type type. Happy now?!

I had another fun photo shoot for Astor celebrating color!

It’s a little ironic that Heidi Klum says she celebrates color when Seal looked like a black hole that got run through a barbed wire fence. And we all know that black is the absence of light and color cannot exist without light. So what are you saying, Heidi? Huh? Seal is a “colored” person? Sounds pretty racist to me.

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So yeah, Heidi Klum is naked in bodypaint for Astor. God, I thought I already said that in the headline? Why are you people so needy all the time? Why…

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Cindy Margolis Looks, Um, Great. Links. By kathy April 24, 2012



A guy from one of those Real Housewives shows jizzed on his wife while she gave birth [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel is selling bikinis [Popoholic]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wins Coachella [Hollywood Tuna]
Emma Watson gave the internet what it wanted: another upskirt photo (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Brian McKnight has a song about how vaginas work [Dlisted]
Alessandra Ambrosio is naked, pregnant (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Casey Anthony wears a necklace containing the ashes of the daughter she [probably] killed [Celebuzz]
Michael Fassbender: ‘I’m… quite comfortable riding bareback. And riding horses’ [Celebitchy]
Christina Ricci got naked in some terrible movie with Robert Pattison (NSFW site)[The Nip Slip]
The dangers of walking on a sidewalk in China [COED Magazine]
The app app: It’s the last app you’ll ever buy, because you’ll hate them after this one [College Humor]
Gentlemen prefer blue eyes [The Chive]
Mark Wahlberg holding a giant dildo [Moe Jackson]
This is the woman who claims Simon Cowell had sex with her 11 times in one night [Celebslam]
The Megan Fox womb-watch continues [The Blemish]
Lifetime is really going through with this Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor thing [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kim Kardashian‘s fans are offended by her swearing, not her porno [Amy Gindhouse]
I just don’t get the Alexander Skarsgard thing [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Nicole Lee is in a bikini [Egotastic]
Barbra Streisand is 70 [Cityrag]
Jessie J is a record breaker [Popcrush]
The Avengers is a very good movie, apparently [Film Drunk]
Mad Men, Weird Al, bowling, penises. It will all make sense soon [Popbytes]
Shirley MacLaine is happy Dick Clark is dead [Allie Is Wired]
Sinead O’Connor is seriously unwell [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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