Selena Gomez is a Mexican teenager, so its really not a big surprise that she’s already been impregnated by a rich white teenager and forced to have an abortion (for more information click here). But who really cares if she’s now soiled and forever emotionally scarred. She puts her tight little ass in a bikini then posts it online. When her eventual sex tape leaks in three years, we’ll look back on these times. Happy times. Innocent times.