At a Congressional hearing about the Obama administration’s contraception policy, Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown, was denied the opportunity to speak by committee chair, Darrell Issa. Only men were allowed to speak, because if men know anything better than women, it’s the female reproductive system and the countless medical reasons why women choose to take birth control. Oh wait, I meant if women take birth control they must be whores. Why should I pay for you to have sex?! I’d rather pay for you to be on welfare when you can’t afford the baby I forced you to have. Then your poor, underprivileged kid will have no choice but to join the military because who is else is dumb enough to join? DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE GAWD?! Take it away, Rush Limbaugh. Washington Post reports:
“Can you imagine if you were her parents how proud…you would be? Your daughter … testifies she’s having so much sex she can’t afford her own birth control pills and she wants President Obama to provide them, or the Pope…So Miss Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch….What does it say about the college co-ed Sandra Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex, what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.
Almost immediately, Limbaugh’s sponsors dropped him like a newborn baby in a dumpster. And since that meant he was losing money, he apologized (who’s the prostitute now, Rush?), but only in the way you’d expect Limbaugh to apologize. (via Radar Online):
“For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week. In this instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke. “I think it is absolutely absurd that during these very serious political times, we are discussing personal sexual recreational activities before members of Congress. I personally do not agree that American citizens should pay for these social activities. What happened to personal responsibility and accountability? Where do we draw the line? If this is accepted as the norm, what will follow? Will we be debating if taxpayers should pay for new sneakers for all students that are interested in running to keep fit? In my monologue, I posited that it is not our business whatsoever to know what is going on in anyone’s bedroom nor do I think it is a topic that should reach a Presidential level. “My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices.”
Are we fucking kidding right now? Why don’t we just make women illegal and get it over with? Would that help? Just give women no say in anything and let’s stick our dicks in them without a condom or let them develop functional ovarian cysts or bleed out from menorrhagia every month because they obviously want to take birth control so they can be huge whores. Fuck them. They’re just women. What do they know? They probably go to women OB/GYNs where they can gossip and compare how many dicks they’ve had this week, too. It’s all just one big conspiracy by women to overthrow the government with their slutty vaginas and ovaries. WAKE UP, AMERICA!
Note: Somebody should tell Rush Limbaugh that birth control is really OxyContin. He’d probably be on board then.
Note II: Fuck Rush Limbaugh and fuck anybody who agrees with him. Thanks! Have a good day!
UPDATE: Most of what The Superficial and I discuss on Gchat is boobs and things that lead to discussions about boobs and sometimes Star Wars. And what if there were more boobs in Star Wars. But sometimes we talk politics. And how we could have retired a long time ago if we had a dollar every time we heard “stick to tits, I don’t come to this site that is of no cost to me to read opinions that don’t reflect my own”. So he just sent me this link to Rush Limbaugh stating that his apology was “heartfelt” then, you know, blaming the media and accepting no responsibility whatsoever.
“I don’t expect, and I know you don’t either,” he told listeners, “morality, intellectual honesty from the left. They’ve demonstrated, over and over, a willingness to say or do anything to advance their agenda; it’s what they do. It’s what we fight against here every day. But this is the mistake I made: in fighting them on this issue last week, I became like them.” “That was my error,” he reiterated. “I became like them.”